Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

For me summer vacation is basically a three month guilt trip.
Just because the weather's nice ,everyone expects you to be outside all day frolicking or whatever. And if you don't spend every second outdoors people think there's something wrong with you. But the truth is I've always been more of an indoor person.
The way i like to spend my summer vacation is in front of the TV playing video games with the curtains closed and the lights turned of.
Unfortunately moms idea of the perfect summer vacation is different from mine. Mom says it's not natural for a kid to stay indoors when it's sunny out. I tell her that i'm just trying to protect my skin so i don't look all wrinkly like her when I'm old like her but she doesn't want to hear it. Mom keeps trying to get me to something outside like go to the pool. But i spend the first part of the summer at Rowley's pool and it didn't work out so good.