Nightwish Jokes
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Hi there, oceansouls! Here you'll find a compilation of jokes, memes, misheard lyrics, funny pics and more about Nightwish and its wonderful members. Also random funny (or maybe just interesting) things about Finland, Finnish language and ships between members. All sort of things. Some are mine, some are taken from Internet, but the main purpose of this book is to compile the best of that.
~You can submit a joke by DM (can be text, image, video, whatever) and I'll credit you.
~ You can also recommend other similar jokes books or fanfics (related specially to symphonic metal) and I'll shout out!
~Cover by @SybellaSandoval
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