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Nightwish Jokes

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Hi there, oceansouls! Here you'll find a compilation of jokes, memes, misheard lyrics, funny pics and more about Nightwish and its wonderful members. Also random funny (or maybe just interesting) things about Finland, Finnish language and ships between members. All sort of things. Some are mine, some are taken from Internet, but the main purpose of this book is to compile the best of that. 
    
~You can submit a joke by DM (can be text, image, video, whatever) and I'll credit you.
~ You can also recommend other similar jokes books or fanfics (related specially to symphonic metal) and I'll shout out!
~Cover by @SybellaSandoval

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အမြောက်စာမိသားစုကို ငါရလိုက်တယ် by _ImFoodie

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Depeche Mode Shorts by forebs

Depeche Mode one-shots and short stories.

Stuck in H4M by thefandomlifeishere

It was a normal day, Vikk didn't give it an extra thought as he sat down in his chair and started his livestream. Why would he think something weird was up? It was just a normal H4M stream. But when a bright light makes him blind he realizes something is up. Is it normal to wake up in the middle of your house? The one you built in Minecraft.

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Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Wetherfall Academy by lydiazstory

Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness.

لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك by Ot34828

فيصل بحده وعصبيه نطق: ان ماخذيتك وربيتك ماكون ولد محمد الوجد ببرود وعناد : ان مارفضتك ماكون بنت تركي !

Lost Seeker (Megatron X Starscream) by Starlight_Prime1000

Starscream has been trying to terminate Megatron for a long time but his latest attempt to kill the war lord has left him acting different. Megatron can't understand what's happening with Starscream and he feels something for the seeker.. What will happen?

Stockpiling Supplies&Raising a Child in a Post-Apocalyptic World by DrawingCards by lirium36

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တစ်ပိုင်းချင်း စာပြန်စစ်ပြီး ပုံတွေ ပြန်ထည့်၊ ရှင်းပြထားတဲ့ မှတ်စုလေးတွေ ပြန်ထည့်ပြီး တင်ပေးပါမယ်ရှင်။ စိတ်ဝင်စားတဲ့စာဖတ်သူတွေအနေနဲ့ မပျက်ခင် ဖတ်ကြပါနော်။

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Rescued by Darkness by user2341690000

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အမြောက်စာမိသားစုကို ငါရလိုက်တယ် cover

Sturniolo Imagines <33 cover

Depeche Mode Shorts cover

Stuck in H4M cover

good luck, babe! || lynn loud cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

Wetherfall Academy cover

لاتقارنين حبي لك بأي مخلوق انا حتى بغيابك احبك cover

Lost Seeker (Megatron X Starscream) cover

Stockpiling Supplies&Raising a Child in a Post-Apocalyptic World by DrawingCards cover

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 cover

အနောက်မြောက်အရပ်မှပန်းလေးတစ်ပွင့်နှင့်သူ၏အသည်းရတနာမွေးစားသား cover

(Nami x Male Reader) cover

Rescued by Darkness cover

Violet, the little baby sister cover

A Soft Place to land cover

I Can Love You More Than This (One Direction Fan Fiction) cover

Demon slayer x male reader cover

mellifluous (life is strange 2) cover

Sam and Colby: The Asylum cover

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