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The (Short) Story of the Evil Umbrellas [Completed]

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Reads 1,101
Votes 166
Parts 15
Time 1h 39m

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You wanted to know how I died? It's simple, really.

I saw dead people... 
As umbrellas. 
And the umbrellas didn't like it.

I'm sorry, did you want to hear more?

Now a (completed) anthology of short stories, flash fiction, and hopefully quality writing. Expect to find a bereaved mother dealing with an post-apocalyptic wasteland, a hair-raising fairytale, two professional bankrobbers, the original Rick-Roller, and maybe a rubber chicken or two.

And... three years later, we've reached 500 reads!

Cover by @Lidlesaun. Thanks!All Rights Reserved

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