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50 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Jayfeather's Den

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NightOfFallingLeaves

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|* Hit #687 in Humor*|
|*Top Jayfeather Stories' Award by Wattpad*|
|* '#3 Top Brambleclaw Stories' Award by Wattpad*|

Brambleclaw and Jayfeather portrayed in this comedy/script spoof

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDDOS

HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS TO DO ALL STUNTS. WHICH BASICALLY, THEY ARE DOING THE WHOLE THING.

WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN ALL CAPS?All Rights Reserved

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