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[NOT ROLEPLAYING AT THE MOMENT, SORRY] 

bio by me, character and art by @hitmanjones / @ask-hitman-jones on tumblr!All Rights Reserved

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Shot Through the Heart by rosescoloredglasses

Hitman!Jones x Badass!Reader x Assasin!Kirkland #1 in AmericaxReader 3/2/19 Badassery (n). Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck. She's known through the rich in her city as the girl who seduces you then steals your money, and when two of her victims send assassins after her, nothing goes to plan. So yeah, slight trigger warning, but I don't know what y'all expect, the story's literally about hit men and assassins. A.N. Currently being re-written 4 years later, please ignore all of it haha

Meeting on Hamburger Street (America X Reader) by WaffleNeko

[COMPLETED] "A normal and fluffy fanfiction with the Hero." Or so you thought it was... Read about a story of fate, one with many adventures and twists that eventual always lead you back to the road you started with. The road with Alfred F. Jones... - 『Part 1 of 2 of the Meeting On Hamburger Street books』

The Hetalians' New Groove by BlueSakura007

18-year-old music lover Jenny Integra has been the subject of mockery for most of her life, but on her first week of college, she finally finds a place where she can fully belong when her friends Eleanor and Sandra let her join the music group they're a part of: the Hetalians. She meets all the members, including the American self-proclaimed leader and bass guitarist Alfred Jones (Sandra's ex-boyfriend), handsome German drummer Ludwig Beilschmidt and his egotistical brother Gilbert, the slightly intimidating but kind Russian keyboard player Ivan Braginski, and Arthur Kirkland, the British lead guitarist and Sandra's current love interest. This follows the adventures of the Hetalians as they go through their coming-of-age lives and the girls develop their feelings for some of the male members. But Jenny's father, who has followed them, has a dark past and wants something from her... (Hetalia AU with some self-inserts) (Inspired by Pitch Perfect)

Borderline (hetalia) by bish_In_Glasses

A story about my theory that Alfred has BPD. Hetalia fanfic.

⭐Pervy! America x Girly! Reader- Neighbor's Daughter ⭐ by painfullyInactiveATM

COMPLETED! 💞💕 ⭐ Heavily Inspired by a Deviant Art discountinued (😭😭😭) Alfred x Neighbor Reader series where Alfie was a pervert to the new girl on the block ⭐ This is a sort of closing "sequel" if you will. Most of the events in here are nowhere near the same as the one in DeviantArt but the concept is the same- a pervy neighbor. ⭕WARNING⭕ Lots of frick fracky innuendos (obviously) some cursing, and a little bit of angst. (You'll see) He flirts with you a ton, so don't be surprised when you turn red and get embarrassed. ;) The plot at the end is a mess but I'm going to justify it by saying that dragging the story further would make it worse, which is why not everything is... resolved at the end. Edit March 27, 2020: I really don't like this story- the ending, mostly. It's cringy to read or even think of- but I thank EVERYONE who read it, left a comment, and voted! Yall mean a ton! ✨ Edit August 14, 2022: holy fuck yall still reading this! thanks! also, changed the book cover since i couldnt find the OG artist. pro tip: never use other's fanart without getting explicit permission. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Alfred F. Jones. Ever since he was born, there was a house to his right that was always empty. No neighbor moved in- until one summer. She had moved in, and despite being unpopular, she was a cutie. Wearing a ruffled shirt and booty shorts, she had caught Alfred's attention. And Alfred knew she had to be his.

Do It All Again (USUK) by hetaliatrashx

Arthur Kirkland (England) has just moved to Seattle from London. He never thought he would befriend the quirky American teenager known as Alfred F. Jones (America). He never thought he would come to fall in love with him either. Nor did Alfred expect to fall for the suicidal Brit. Can Alfred swoop in and save the depressed teen, or will things be taken to far? ALL OF THIS STORY IS ALFRED'S POV Warning// YAOI. If you don't know what that is, run. Run and never look back. Also a bit of lime content, but no lemon. Disclaimer// I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters. All credit goes to the owner of the fanart I use.

The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Alfred's sister (japan x reader) by adomz78

Your (f/n) Jones You're brother is the one and only Alfred Jones His friends came by a lot and you mostly kept to yourself whenever they were over But one of you brothers friends worked in a bookstore So Alfred took you there and that's where you meet your future boyfriend

Alfred's Book of Secrets by OliviaGuardabascio

A selected bundle of nations is gathered after a mysterious letter involving America shows up at their door. Once they all arrived a light freezes time and they become trapped inside the frozen limbo they entered. On the table appears a book labeled "Alfred's Secrets" which naturally piqued their interest. What will they do? 18+ themes Trigger warnings will be applied to certain chapters (Honestly just running with the "diary" trope, just being more creative with it)

Beyond the Crosshair (Hitman!Jones x Reader) by burgersnscones

After witnessing the horrible shooting of a high official from the underground, you are marked for death with your head prized at 10 million dollars. Contract killers from different corners of the globe fly to New York to claim their prize, one of which just happens to be the former charge of your neighbor... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hitman!Jones or Hetalia and any of its characters. I also don't own the butterfly and crosshair illustrations, I only used them for the cover. All rights reserved. WARNING: The following may have detailed or mild descriptions of gore and violence; black comedy; limes (mild smut); and swearing. Reader discretion is advised.

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Shot Through the Heart cover

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Do It All Again (USUK) cover

The Actor cover

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Alfred's Book of Secrets cover

Beyond the Crosshair (Hitman!Jones x Reader) cover

Shot Through the Heart

Hitman!Jones x Badass!Reader x Assasin!Kirkland #1 in AmericaxReader 3/2/19 Badassery (n). Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck. She's known through the rich in her city as the girl who seduces you then steals your money, and when two of her victims send assassins after her, nothing goes to plan. So yeah, slight trigger warning, but I don't know what y'all expect, the story's literally about hit men and assassins. A.N. Currently being re-written 4 years later, please ignore all of it haha