Buckle your seatbelts boys and girls, whoever is reading this at this spectacular time in your life because in 24 short chapters I am going to learn you a thing that I only know the basics of and that I might finish in a month or so, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-AM-chocolate-milk-ADHD-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing extravaganza because what you're about to read is damn near the best thing you will probably read in a one-hour time frame.All Rights Reserved