The Top Ten Reasons Why Vampires Suck
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Katie Hall is surrounded by bloodsucking jerks- literally.
When a disaster of a high school dance exposes her fellow classmates, she realizes she is the only human in an all-vamp school and that she must resort to the mysterious yet magical handbook 'The Top Ten Reasons Why Vampire Suck', a complete guide to surviving these blood-thirsty creatures that she found in her attic, which she had never seen before.
With a stake under her belt and garlic in her breath, she will never be unprepared for a vampire attack again.
Or at least, so she thought...
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