The Top Ten Reasons Why Vampires Suck

Katie Hall is surrounded by bloodsucking jerks- literally.

When a disaster of a high school dance exposes her fellow classmates, she realizes she is the only human in an all-vamp school and that she must resort to the mysterious yet magical handbook 'The Top Ten Reasons Why Vampire Suck', a complete guide to surviving these blood-thirsty creatures that she found in her attic, which she had never seen before.

With a stake under her belt and garlic in her breath, she will never be unprepared for a vampire attack again.

Or at least, so she thought...