Tagalog JOKES 2x

LETTURE 20,647
Voti 369
Parti 48

LETTURE 20,647
Voti 369
Parti 48

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Jokes are funnier the 2nd time around.. This will be my 2nd book of compiled jokes.. This jokes are not mine.. I just wanted to put a smile on every one's face.. Have fine and enjoy.. (CCTO)Tutti i diritti riservati

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STORY DESCRIPTION Everything started when I was forced to be Olive Frances' girlfriend because my twin brother cheated on her. Of course, who would celebrate kung alam ko sa sarili kong I never had a girlfriend and had a crush on girls either tapos biglang magiging girlfriend ako ng isang amazona at mapang-aliping brat? Oh gosh, spare me from this freakin' situation. Kaso bossy expression pa lang ng babaeng yun napapatiklop na ko, what more kung lagi pa nyang gamitin ang pagbabantang guguluhin ang pinaghahandaang kasal ng kakambal at girlfriend nito? Argh! Gosh, what will I do with this bratty ex-girlfriend of my twin brother? No doubt, my life will be doomed as long as girlfriend ko sya. Wag lang talagang mahuhulog ang precious kong puso at siguradong mas malaking problema lalo kung alam kong trip lang ako sa buhay nya para magantihan ang kakambal ko. I guess, I must ready myself and won't give her the chance to make that happen. -- Yarra Carin Collins A/N: Magdiwang dahil ito ang panibagong completed story kasunod ng My Girlfriend Who Time-Travelled. Actually, mas una dapat tong natapos kaso mas nagkaidea ako agad sa ending nun kaya nahuli pa rin to. Basta, at least completed na, right. So enjoy reading, :).

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Magmamahal ka parin ba? Kung paulit ulit karin Masasaktan?! Wala naman talagang "forever!" Oh edi kayo na ang may love life!. Ako na ang bitter.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning: Sa mga ayaw po ng ganitong story. Libre lang po ang umexit.. Lets spread love not hate..❤️❤️❤️ R🔞 with matured content ⚠️⚠️⚠️ Read at your own risk🚫 Started- 2016-2017 Edited - November 2020

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Pagwala kang magawa ... When you have nothing to do ... At hindi ka nakakatawa ... And you're not funny ... Edi sundin niyo ko at basahin toh ... Then follow me and read this ... Hindi ako naka-high. Pangako. I'm not high. Promise. NoJam better prepare yourselves sa ka-cornihan ko. Thank you at sa uulitin ... hindi po ako naka-high. Self-Support lang, happy na.

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Tagalog One Shots 2 (Completed) (One Shots) di rafisacrazymofo

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I Am Addicted (ForthBeam FanFiction-Tagalog) di kellskellay

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You waved at Taehyung! Waiting for Taehyung to wave back... ❝ ay sorry napindot ❞ - Jungkook --- ***if you can't understand filipino, don't worry! i published an english version of this book so you can go read that instead! ---

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Obsessive Desire (GXG) di MissYandere1926

"Shhh baby. Don't cry. I told you that escaping here is useless. See? Napagod lang tayong dalawa." Malambing na sabi nito habang pinupunasan ang luhang di ko man lang namalayang umaagos na. Bahagya itong lumayo at pinalapit ang tauhan niya. "B-bitawan mo a-ako!" Sigaw ko nang bigla akong binuhat ng tauhan niya. "Hush now babe. I know that you're tired. Hinang hina ka na at idagdag mo pang hindi ka kumakain ng maayos." Sabi nito ng may matamis at nakaka akit na ngiti sa labi. "P-please. Let me g-go. Iuwi mo na ako! Ayaw ko nang bumalik sa mansyon na yon. Please! Nag mamakaawa ako! " Pag susumamo ko sa kanya. Ang kaninang nakangiting maamong mukha ay biglang napalitan ng eksprisyon na kailan man ay di mo gugustuhing makita. Nakakagulat ang bilis nito sa pag babago ng eksprisyon. "Mag usap tayo sa mansyon." kasing lamig pa sa yelong sabi nito. Naramdaman kong may itinurok sakin na injection na tiyak kong pampatulog ang laman. Hindi ito ang unang beses na naranasan ko ito kaya nakakasiguro akong pampatulog ito. Unti unting bumigat ang talukap ng aking mata ngunit bago ako panawan ng ulirat ay narinig ko pa ang sinabi ni Farah. "You're mine and mine alone." ___________________ Hello! I really want to use their TSOU character names but i might get in trouble if I do that. I need to change their names to avoid copyright. Thanks for understanding! A/N: Please read at your own risk.This is my first story. I'm not a professional writer so please do understand if I have mistakes or errors, you are free to correct me guys. Thanks. P.S. Please do not copy or steal my work. It took me a long time to make this.

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We Broke Up (taglish) (GxG) [EDITED] di runawaywendy

We broke up. We broke up 6 years ago, right? Yet here we both are, lying on the hood of your car, looking up the stars, while listening to A Rocket to the Moon. And everything feels like the first time. Like everything is how it was all meant to be... ...tell me you wish we didn't break up, and tell me I was wrong. Because everything feels so right, angel. And now, I badly wish we didn't break up. - *DISCLAIMER* Nakalagay na po sa title na GxG yung story, kung hindi mo trip yung mga ganung stories, or trip mo pero di mo gusto na taglish kasi uncommon, or talagang hindi ka lang interested, then don't read my book. Wala naman pong pilitan to hehe. So yeah, if you plan to read this, good luck & I hope u like it :') if hindi mo babasahin, okay lang hehe God bless, thanks for taking time to read the description 💛 [ short story ] [ stand alone ]

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