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Last published Sat, May 14, 2016
Jeff meets a depressed emo named sanity. Eyeless jack adopts her, and Ben tries to get in her pants every time she enters a room. Not to mention Zalgo has captured Masky. What are our favorite murders going to do when they meet sanity's dark side?
(This is a compilation of some of the largest creepypasta cliches out there. It's not really meant for quality, more for a good laugh. Please enjoy ^_^)
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