Sarcasm and Serpents
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This story, is quite frankly, modeled after the choose your adventure stories. I am planning to do more in the future, as it's an interesting format. This one, just happens to be if you had been transported into a realm of Sarcastic Magic.
All will be explained soon.
Or not.
Eh.
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