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Sarcasm and Serpents

TheSecretsOfKeeper

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Reads 104
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Parts 8
Time 5m

TheSecretsOfKeeper

choose chooseyouradventure fantasy funnynarration humor sarcasm

This story, is quite frankly, modeled after the choose your adventure stories. I am planning to do more in the future, as it's an interesting format. This one, just happens to be if you had been transported into a realm of Sarcastic Magic.


All will be explained soon.

Or not.

Eh.All Rights Reserved

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