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Of Swine and Roses

LETTURE 3,049
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Parti 1
Tempo 34m

LETTURE 3,049
Voti 68
Parti 1
Tempo 34m

boyfriend date first funny magic

A young adult short story about a girl, a pig, some magic, and the worst date ever.

Chad Thurman is a thug, who carries brass knuckles in both pockets and lays magic traps for intruders into “his” neighborhood. The last thing Alena Kornov wants to do is to go on the date with him. But when her family pressures her, she can’t say no. Now the ice-cream is absent, the pig is running for its life, and we won’t even mention the dead guy…

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Of Swine and Roses
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Cherry Chapstick

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