the shoot-me-now club
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Last published Thu, Jul 14, 2016
Welcome to the glamourous world of the IBD's Wish Department Subdivision AEC, where you'll learn the following:
•Death is a sarcastic alcoholic.
•The Quant F is the ONLY car for an agent.
•Be careful what you wish for.
If I told you more than that, I'd have to kill you.
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