Pickup Lines

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Parts 18

Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Wed, May 16, 2018

|"I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time I saw you."|Everybody Loves A good pickup line for a laugh or even the poor soul that tries to use one of these!

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𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞
Definitely wouldnt read, buttttttt .... Together they navigate through the treacherous shadows of love. -Liloandrice
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐆
" 𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐃? " " 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 , 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐓?"
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Nerdy Love
You may think everything should be all peaches and cream for two nerds in love, but these aren't your average, stereotypical nerds. - "I love it when you talk nerdy to me."
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Until My Last Breath
If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that "I love you" - Anonymous
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The Perfect Girl
"I love you so much, I can't lose you." I breathed. "Hey, I'm right here, you'll never lose me."
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love hurts
chyy ion even know 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️ just know they gone stick beside each other
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𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎
𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚅𝙰𝙶𝙴, 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴
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𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓
𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟.
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Atypical: Love is Strange
"Well either you take care of it yourself or get rid of it. I'm not about to ruin my career for this shit, I should have known you were going to try and trap me. Man you're useless."
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Texting Him
¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.
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