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Pickup Lines

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Reads 5,751
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Parts 18
Time <5 mins

funny love pickuplines

|"I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time I saw you."|Everybody Loves A good pickup line for a laugh or even the poor soul that tries to use one of these!All Rights Reserved

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