Who Is @IAmCheeseThief

At 2:01 a.m. (CT) on 16 March 2016 @IAmCheeseThief was born on Twitter. Unknown to mankind, this "Cheese Thief" claimed to be an undercover celebrity. Who really is @IAmCheeseThief and what is he planning? Is our cheese safe?

NOTE:
1. I am in no way affiliated with @IAmCheeseThief.
2. Feel free to add in your own conspiracy theories. (I will give credit).
a. Pictures will be accepted and are preferred to be included.