Random stories that contains early 2000s humor. (WARNING - Some of the stuff in this book may be graphic and painful. BUTT that's just part of the FUN!)

Sup babes. I'm alive henlo. This book is basically just things that come into my head. AND YOU CAN REQUEST STUFF. This is probably going to super angsty. But I'll make cute sweet stuff once in a while. If you request it.

⚠️WARNING There May be somethings you dont like, so if you see anything uncomfortable to read, then click off my story immediately and get a better one, thanks😚 This book is 18+!! Disclaimer!! None of these drawings are mine!!! I dont claim it! Credits to the artists. (18 year old me-this book is like 5 years old...i apologize, i know its bad LOOL)

This is my first book, i hope you like it ⚠WARNING⚠ -This book contains lots of cringe. Im so. Sorry- And requests are open if you have any suggestion's ☁Fluff☁ 💔Angst💔 🍋Lemon🍋(Probably not but if i do they will be 18+) <♡ Hope you enjoy♡>

Ehh...dont expect art from me i am doing this for fun xD WARNING:AWFUL ART AHEAD!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! x3

This story is a Quackbur ship🧍‍♀️ Plz don't be rude this was my first book but anyways Tw:SMUT, Alcohol, cursing (a lot of it), Angst. Drugs(pills) mention/description of blood. fluff, smut, angst And other stuff I don't remember😭 Started: November 23, 2021 Finished: March 24 2023🤍 Started: editing May 19 2023 Ended: edits REDOING CHAPTER all chapters i'll try my best but story lines most likely might seem odd. LOTS OF MY STORIES ON THIS GOT DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!(yall i cant get it back what da hell)

DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. best rankings: #94 in crack #66 in weird romance #33 in quirky

This is my old book! Go check my other! Credits to Lovoviii_ on Insta! Follow them and check out their art, they're the best!!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN! (On other book) Sorry for spelling Schlatt like Shlatt in the first couple of chapters- 23K?! WTFFFFF?! Why are y'all reading this? It's so boring- ⟒⋏⟊⍜⊬! (Says enjoy) 1 in nikki (January 16th 2021) 16 in Tags (August 1st)

oh LORD dude. I wrote this when I was 11 guys, please don't take this seriously. I have such a strong disdain for this fanfic, WHY ON EARTH did it blow up. (As of November 5th, 2024) ⚠️THIS WILL BE CRINGE⚠️ The characters in this story are STILL they're object forms. None of the characters here are humanized. Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic / Adam Katz ALSO: this story has fruity piss colored objects falling in love. Read at your own risk. INCLUDES SOME. I say SOME: Lime or Lemon. There will.. probably be more. Nvm. Beware chapter 10. That part has SMUT. (BOOK 1 OF COMEDY GOLD! THE SEQUEL COMING OUT JUNE 13!)

What the title says💖 Please don't expect constant updates because I get writers block quickly, if you want to read complete books then check it my account because I have abt 38+ of those 😂 There is also 0 order in these because Wattpad wouldn't let me fix it so there is random fanart mixed imbetween stuff & the A/N's aren't in their right places. Sorry about that Disclaimer- NONE of the characters are mine!!! Also NONE of the art is mine unless I say so!!!