How to Be Cliche (A Novel)
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Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.
Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who instantly fall in love with the enemy even though they want to kill the hunter's entire family... Please, give her a break. The more Pepper tries to avoid these nauseating clichés and destroy them, the further she is dragged into a dark, supernatural world that is her own virtual worst nightmare. A world that includes a bunch of sexy, mysterious, and dangerous men lurking around every corner...
Wait...what's the definition of "nightmare" again?
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It's That 'I Hate You' Kind of Love
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100 book cliches {Completed}
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(Old) Parasitic Lover (Yandere! Fresh x Error)
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Sleepwalking
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A Royally Tailored Connection: Royal!Errormare Story
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Cliches of Wattpad
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Wolves Den
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