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Girls, Guys & Frequent Lies - A Diary of a Nobody

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There are many, many things wrong with my life right in this current stage of adolescence: 

-I'm 18 and still a virgin. Yes I repeat "virgin" to show you I am not joking.

-I'm in my last year of high-school, depressed to say the least (especially in my grey uniform.) 

-My best friend is the biggest slut in our year and currently has ten-times the experience in bed than I do.

-My best friend is a guy and is also gay.

-I think if I have to write on more sentence in my English paper about, "They love portrayed through William Shakespeare's characters, Romeo and Juliet," I will jump off a bridge.

(Read the hilarious confessions of Beth Swan. Love and laugh as she experiences teenage turmoil like never before.)All Rights Reserved

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Mates to the alpha?

The names Veronica. I am a newly eighteen year since I just turned eighteen. I accidentally crossed my packs border into moonstruck pack. I mean, I didn't mean to or anything but the so called beta thinks I'm a rogue! I belong to a pack for God sakes! Not to that pack anymore. Especially since my mate has to be the alpha. Why does it have to be the alpha? Well at least he looks at me with desire and wanting. I hope I am good enough for him. At least no matter what, I will always be good enough for my own mate. I have had many boyfriends and many people call me a slut, a girl has needs! The good thing is, I have never slept with any of them. So my alpha, mate, will be happy. Yay...I guess?