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[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.]

Corny Jokes
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Bad Puns

We have it all~

Completed

[None of these are mine unless I say so]

[CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]All Rights Reserved

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