A Vampire's Bite

Welcome to the lovely town of Burnsville! There are a few rules that we require you to follow if you want to keep comfortable in our mostly-quiet-but-sometimes-really-loud-and-destructive town.
*Obey the speed limits.
*ALWAYS be on your guard.
*Don't make the vampires angry.
Yeah. We said vampires. Deal with it. Now, because you're new around here, we're going to be kind enough to give you a little advice. Try not to make mortal enemies with the vampires. And if by chance, you fail to take on this advice, make sure you have friends (Both human and vampire) to help you out in any sticky situations. Maybe you could talk to Ellie, Tara, Jake and Bailey. They know their way around the town and can kick a vampire butt or two. Don't trust anyone until they've proven themselves worthy though, and most important of all, carry a weapon with you at all times. Preferably a wooden stake. Now you know the rules, I'm sure you'll fit in just fine! And if you don't, Well too bad. Because you can't leave.
Sorry about that.