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The Bitch Of My Past And Present

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No matter what you say I don't care. Yes  we had a bad past but don't ruin my day because of your bitch self.
. 
- Sincerely,
That One Bitch Who Ruins Your Everyday Life 

P.s You're fucking welcome! 
^~^


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This book does and will have curse words in it. May have offensive things said. This is simply a book I created based on something 100% true. That is all. Thank you very much!

- Humpty DumptyAll Rights Reserved

drama forfun nonfiction truestory

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