My name is *pain*

My name is *pain* . But my full name is uureaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggaahhhh *pain*. I think mum was under a little pressure when she was asked to name me. Well at least it's simple to pronounce I guess; you just groan a bit and then wince like you've been stabbed in the guts with a thousand tiny needles. Or I guess that you could pretend that you're giving birth...... Either works. Well anyway, this is the story of my life.
The only thing I can say is that you'd better prepare yourself self for a shitstorm of weird, cringeworthy and most likely hilarious moments.