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Voldemort's Nose- A Novel

Erudite_Hermione

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Reads 1,315
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Parts 13
Time 8m

Erudite_Hermione

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I'm glad you found this book, readers!  This is a highly detailed (and funny) novel about He-Who-Doesn't-Have-A-Nose, the dweller with no smeller!!!

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FYI JK ROWLING OWNS VOLDEMORT (AKA TOM RIDDLE) AND THE STORYLINE OF VOLDY'S LIFEAll Rights Reserved

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Harry Potter's Pen Pal

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it? With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more.... (Tomarry) Do not read while eating or drinking or in the middle of the night. This book is very humorous. Apparently.