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DAMN AUSSIE BUSH

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No we are not Austria, and definitely not in Europe. Yes, we are the big blob in the middle of nowhere. We are also the only Nation that is a continent - go figure. We're THAT big. 

I read somewhere you can fit every person in the world in here - giving them an acre each - and still leave Queensland empty... Some of our cattle stations (ranches) are bigger than entire Nations. We're THAT big. 

But there's so few of us in all this space! Averaged out, there are 3 people for every square kilometre of land. A mere 26 million of us, hugging the coastline mostly. The rest (the biggest part of this big blob) is empty. The kind of emptiness where your nearest neighbour is hundreds if not thousands of kilometres away. People have been known to veer off a dusty dirt-packed 'highway'... never to be seen again.

We also eat our 'Coat of Arms'... Oh and we export camels because someone once thought it was a good idea to introduce them to this big blob and just let them run loose in the outback.  What does this tell you?

And don't get me started on our 'thing' for BIG THINGS... I've been inside the Big Pineapple, and seen the big 'rabbit-proof fence' and even the big potato. We have a big - a really big rock - right in the middle too, though this one was here way before our 'thing' emerged...All Rights Reserved

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F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

Benevolent. by MarvelManiac_

Science says the kindest people are always the loneliest. The countries hate their jobs. Oh no, they loathe it. It's so bleak, so bland, so sad, so full of misery. And one had the idea to leave it. With a group following the one to leave with the same detest for their jobs to make the world go round, they try to flee while the more responsible ones follow after them to try to convince them to come back. They soon realized they have no way to go. No home in an unfamiliar world. At least they have a kind hearted therapist willing to give a stranger her all. No one knew they would fall for such a benevolent woman. {ℂuntryhumans x Reader} e

Falling For A Cowboy (NOW ON GALATEA) by JeniRaeD

Second Chance Romance Love-at-first sight--faster-paced love affair Single father Surprise baby HEA standalone Five years ago, my life changed when my wife left my two-year-old son and me in the middle of the night-breaking my heart. After that, I vowed to friends and family that I'd never fall in love again and would only focus on raising my autistic son and working on my farm and horse ranch. That was until a beautiful blonde-haired, green-eyed beauty moved to my town--changing my life forever. Being stubborn, I did everything I could not to let my ticker control me and my thinking process--avoiding eye contact with Josie, conversations, and what my ticker, mind, and soul was telling me... But then I saw Josie daily at the diner she worked at and became jealous whenever Jack, the town's annoying wanna-be cowboy, tried striking a relationship up with her. I always felt my wife, Hailey, would return to Maverick and me, and we'd be a family again. But the more time I focused on the new girl in town, the more I wanted Hailey out of my life, and the more I wanted Josie in mine. Then, one night, my life forever changed when I allowed a door to open and gave Josie something I said I'd never give--my ticker. Credit for cover: selfpubbookcovers.com/AKcoverdesign

The 100 sacrifices| ~Bellamy Blake by svzmqwp

What do you do when your parents die and you are left alone in the 'world' with your twin brother...? Not exactly the world, it's been 97 years since a nuclear apocalypse killed everyone, leaving the planet simmering in radiations...Fortunately there were survivors, twelve nations united forming the Ark, HOME for about 2400 people and especially for Coralia Murphy , Cora for short or Cici, like her brother loves to call her. There's skybox, the place on the ark for the people under 18 that have broken the law of the Ark. Today, 100 juveniles civilians have been sent back to the ground...The ground, that's the dream...But its really a dream or a night terror, where teenagers had to live...or survive, but the question is...Were they really only 100 juveniles teenagers or 100 SACRIFICES?

Robert Irwin love story (Discontinued) by XxCai_InvisiblexX

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Southern Charm by anj6232

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Journeys with my Gun by ninerbravo

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Sing To My Heart by JH_Studios

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Sang's reserve (COMPLETE) by Islahugo

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F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. cover

Benevolent. cover

Falling For A Cowboy (NOW ON GALATEA) cover

The 100 sacrifices| ~Bellamy Blake cover

Robert Irwin love story (Discontinued) cover

Southern Charm cover

Journeys with my Gun cover

Sing To My Heart cover

The Dead Aren't Just Underground Anymore cover

Sang's reserve (COMPLETE) cover

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.