RANDOM RANTOMS
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Last published Mon, May 23, 2016
I TELL STORIES AND OTHER RANDOM STUFF I THINK OF
I do sum rants when pissed so CHECK ME OUT
Hey I'm gonna give u a free pickup line.
Baby I need u like plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula.
Making this has calmed me after a long day of stupidity
OK Merry Christmas bye
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