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TAGALOG JOKES COMPILATION

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Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?

syempre umalis na po.

Common sense naman ma'am!All Rights Reserved

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Her Crush (Commit #4) by DonnaSaclet

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TEEN AGE MOM ^ ( COMPLETED ) by Meng0530

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Epitome Of Perfection by Warranj

There is only one happiness in this life - to love and to be loved. Pero sa kaso ni Sandra, siya lang ang may kakayahan magmahal. *** Having a voluptuous kind of body is a struggle for her. It's always the reason why men can't like her. Na para bang kapag mataba ang isang tao, wala ng karapatan mahalin at seryosohin. Hindi kaya siya mataba. malaki lang ang braso at hita niya! She's about to lose hope and accept her fate that she'll grow old alone. No husband, no kids, no sex life. Handa na siyang tanggapin na sa home for the aged na lang siya tatanda. Pero hindi ata iyon ang plano ng langit para sa kanya. Bigla na lang siya nagising isang umaga sa hindi pamilyar na kwarto, hindi pamilyar na kama, katabi ang Isang matipuno at hubad na lalaki. At ang mas nagpawindang pa lalo sa kanya, maging siya ay hubo't-hubad rin! Dios ko! Nasa langit na ba siya?

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Loving A Stranger by xianrandal

"Where am I taking you?" Dylan asked Sandy who is drunk. "Shama ako sayo honey." He needs to be patient. "Address?" "Whala akong bhahay. Shama na lang ako syayo." Is this lady in front of her crazy. How can a man resist her. wearing mini skirt, a tank top, knee high boots. Damn shit sexy and even if she's drunk she is definitely an eye catcher. "Shiguro takot ka sa asawa mho no?" "Wala akong asawa." Sandy was relieved. This hunk in front of her is single. She knows she's drunk at hindi tama ang ginagawa niya but who cares! "Lhets gho to heaven honey!" Hell! Dylan passionately kiss her! Rough. There's hunger! She doesnt care! yah! she doesnt care anymore! even if she is a virgin! Kissing a stranger like this! [ new cover by: AicirtapEmiaj ]

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He's the bride,I'm the GROOM?! ( COMPLETED) by IHaveMyFirstKiss

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Nerdy girl is a secret gangster meet's 7 gangsters (in edit)

Tagalog~English Medyo may comedy,love,kissing scenes,action SANA po kahit papa Ano ay may mag babasa po nitong story ko maraming salamat po sana po magustuhan nyo😘😘😘😘 Kung ayaw mo oh napapangitan ka wag mo na basahin😌😌😌 Baka ibash mo pra eh😝😂😂✌️ MARMING SALAMAT NALANG PO SA MAG BABASA NETO😍✨🙈