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Muslim Jokes 2

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Its All About Halal Jokes
  -SaimaMumtaz
30/08/2016 - #69 in RandomAll Rights Reserved

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Beyond The Stars by Noretakes

"You want to go find your brother, and I want to find my best friend. Since you're crazy and do dangerous things you can't go alone. Since I have no clue where to start or even how to, I can't go alone." "And since us together alone is haram..." "we marry and go together. Simple." He finishes off, a cocky smirk appearing on his face. --- Little did I know, that 'simple' would go a long way from its meaning. From crazy adventures, pretend loving, to hints of jealousy, that simple travelled further than ever. -------- #Muslim #ThatsWhyTheWholeMarriageThing Caution: Hearts May Explode Due to Some Scenes XD Extended summary inside*

A Reunion ✔ by Whiteking2018

Previously known as 'Decided and brought together with Time'. With the new title I hope to reach new heights with a full blast editing. Some parts between ch. 10 and ch.20 might be different cz i am re editing it all! Before and after that are fully edited! A Reunion. It may seem simple. Simple to the mind. But complicated to people who might need to gamble their own lives. Especially, when their past is at a risk. Zubair and Zaira meet once again. But under different circumstances. No longer the average college students they were. They both find it hard to put their past behind. The past which haunts them both. Little did they know life would throw them into more chaos even after they thought the worst was over. This is my first work, please give it a try ! Vote and comment ! Warning : Wrote this when I was 16 yo, so go easy on me. Very Cringey start but as the story unfolds, it is readable.

Mehr-o-Mah | مہر و ماہ ✓ by dilarafoz

Mehr-o-Mah (مہر و ماہ) - The sun and the moon A collection of short stories filled with love, spice, drama and a roller coaster of emotions and of course, a huge part of my imagination. (The second generation of Ahd-e-Vafa) ~𝐊𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡 -خواہش | ✔ ~𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐳- حمراز | ✔ ~𝐑𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐭 -روایت | ✔ ~𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐡𝐭 - بخت | ✔ ~𝐇𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬 -حسس | ✔ ~𝐒𝐨𝐳-𝐄-𝐘𝐚𝐪𝐞𝐞𝐧 (𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭) | ✔ Started: 17-12-2021 Completed: 13-10-2022 𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 ©️ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐨𝐳 (This is a work of fiction and does NOT represent Islam in any way.)

Pyar Ki Love Story | Short Stories | 1st Book | by Ufaq_I

Baad mein jo hoga dekha jayega Abhi ishq mein hain kuch din yahi rehte hain -Amandeep Lots of different stories that will take you to another world of imagination. Cover credit @herblackink #1 in Cousin #3 in Muslim #7 in Marriage #4 in Cousin #2 in Shortstorycollection •• This book was published in 2016, and I was very young back then, had little to no knowledge about writing, that's why, the stories might not make much sense, have mistakes, or even be a bit off. And there are some stories which I personally don't like now, but I'm improving... I think, So, if you decide to give it a read, just know it's not perfect, but it's part of my journey which I'll keep them as it is, because it shows how far I've come.

Izzat An-Nisa (Pakistani Short Stories) by moonlittears21

Is it not love when the two made for one another find solace in each others' eyes? When they don't hurt but rather experience joy together? When they don't burn in the embers of their passion but rather enjoy its warmth? Is it still love if the two are so madly besotted with one another than they couldn't bear to hurt the other? Is it still love if it doesn't hurt? A different kind of love. A normal kind of love. For that which burdens the character of a woman, is not love at all. Following three couples as they not only navigate love, but honor, and pride as well.

The Delivery Guy ✔ by LihaMirza

↱ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗚𝘂𝘆 ↰ ↳ A S H O R T S T O R Y ↲ ❛I'll be going to charge you extra ,if you gawk me like that.❜ ❛Only if you want to get a hit on your head with my brand new shoe.❜ ❖❖❖ ❛❛Didn't you already received an order at 11 in the morning? It's 5 in the evening, how much do you order, huh?❜❜ ❛❛I already said, I'm a lifestyle blogger but that's nothing to do with you, just do your work with deliveries, 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!.❜❜ ❛❛Even though I 'already' said, I'll repeat it again for the nth time, I'm Not 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!❜❜ ❖❖❖ ❛Don't Worry, I won't charge you extra for gawking me like that.❜ ❛Sadly, I don't have any brand new shoe to hit your head with.❜ . ×------× #01 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22 #01 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 21/11/21 #02 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 17/08/21. #03 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22. #03 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 06/07/21. #04 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 866 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22 #04 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 20.01.22. #05 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22. #06 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 13/06/21. © LihaMirza.

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Hasan Ilmas loved his wife. But, he loved her in all the wrong ways. He made too many mistakes; hurt her too much. This is the story of all the wrong things he did. Should Adinah forgive him because he did them out of love? --- Adinah is in a marriage she did not feel ready for. Depressed and exhausted almost all the time, she still tries to love her husband and fulfil her duties as a wife and daughter-in-law. But marriages are nothing less than a battlefield around here. Trapped in a household where unwarranted criticism and tireless labour are the norm, she soon finds her patience running out. To survive, she must learn to keep afloat in the tough waters of mental illness and emotional abuse, holding on to the rope of the deen. © copyright Zainab Alam, 2017. // previously: Some Pain To Write I've renamed it quite a few times, and changed my own name and username. So sorry for the confusion. This book has dramatic writing, with a sad theme. It is about a lot of the cultural abuse women go through in this part of the world. It is not just another marriage story.

Irrevocably In Love by Queen0226

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Mulazim-E-Al-Wadood by Muskan_Sultan

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Beyond The Stars

"You want to go find your brother, and I want to find my best friend. Since you're crazy and do dangerous things you can't go alone. Since I have no clue where to start or even how to, I can't go alone." "And since us together alone is haram..." "we marry and go together. Simple." He finishes off, a cocky smirk appearing on his face. --- Little did I know, that 'simple' would go a long way from its meaning. From crazy adventures, pretend loving, to hints of jealousy, that simple travelled further than ever. -------- #Muslim #ThatsWhyTheWholeMarriageThing Caution: Hearts May Explode Due to Some Scenes XD Extended summary inside*