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Muslim Jokes 2

OwnerOfTajMahal

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Reads 293,962
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Parts 160
Time <5 mins

OwnerOfTajMahal

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Its All About Halal Jokes
  -SaimaMumtaz
30/08/2016 - #69 in RandomAll Rights Reserved

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