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Muslim Jokes 2

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Its All About Halal Jokes
  -SaimaMumtaz
30/08/2016 - #69 in RandomAll Rights Reserved

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You, since forever by sadgopibahu

She looked at all of them with hopeful eyes. No one belived her. Except Him ! She didn't expect him to believe her out of all the people. She had expected some vile remarks and insults which she was used to. But life is cruel in wicked ways. It shows you the most beautiful things at the worst possible time and with the worst possible scenarios. "Your wife is going to be the unluckiest, I swear. God bless her already. Because she is going to need all the blessing she could get, to have her sanity after being married to a vain, controlling, conceited and..... and... a jerk like you." She was looking for words to describe him but had settled for 'jerk' in the end. Little did she know , that those words were going to bite her in the rare when she finds herself married to a man , she thought she hated his guts. The funny part was, she choose to get married to him and a small part of her was glad that it was him , instead of her harasser. Join Haya as she finds herself being rescued by the man she hated and who she thought hated her back. But there are things that doesn't meet the eyes. That we hide in our heart. And there were alot of secrets hidden in his heart. Things that either could destroy everything he had worked for or could bring him the peace and forever that he was looking for !! Status Complete but not completely edited. I am working on it and it really needs editing. Some chapters are unedited.😁 ~ Ranking ~ 28th in marriage 1st August 2020 1st in Lahore in Feb.2021 2nd in Pakistani / Pakistan on 3rd September.2020 1st in Muslim on 12th September 2020 1st in Desi on 31st August 2020

Irrevocable |A Nigerian Romance. by NanaAmiinah

©️ 2017. Original written in 2016/2017. Highest Ranking #2 on What's Hot list- Spiritual .. Imagine being in a type of house where you're banned from dating, having two choices: 1. To get married immediately after secondary school. 2. To get married after graduating college. Being a teenager has its up and downs, and Khadijah's might be a little bit of sneaking around and defying orders. Her father disapproved of the term, and the whole concept of dating. He believed that when you're a student, your thoughts should be solely focused on your education, and when you get married, you concentrate on managing your household. Yet, Khadijah found a way to create her own choice and well, she had to face the consequences of her actions. .. "My heart beats for you Khadijah, feel it." He steadied her left hand to his chest. .. #98. 28/11/17. #83. 30/11/17. #77. 30/11/17. #67. 02/12/17. #43. 07/12/17. #37. 08/12/17. #32. 10/12/17. #24. 26/01/18. #18. 22/01/18. #16. 19/03/18. #15. 14/12/17. #14. 15/01/18. #13. 22/12/17. #10. 22/03/18. #09. 15/04/18. #07. 15/04/18. #04. 30/04/18. #03. 21/06/18. #02. 28/06/18 #1 in Hausa. #1 in Deen. #1 in MuslimRomance #1 in ProjectNigeria. Kindly vote, comment and share as you read. Please and please try to not be a silent reader. Thank you!

JOURNEY OF LOVE by authornoor7

Haya Akram Ali ~~~ 💕✨...Haya only wished for true love, so Allah wrote in her destiny a person who would love her unconditionally and immeasurably......✨💕 Jishan khan ~~~ 💕✨......I have already given my heart to you; Now I only need to pray to Allah for you. By God, if someone could just tell me where the decisions of fate are made, I would go there and ask for you. I just want to see you happy, and I am willing to go to any lengths for that......✨💕 No more spoilers! If you want to know what happens in their love journey, come read this beautiful story and join their journey. Witness the challenges they face along the way.

Pyar Ki Love Story | Short Stories | 1st Book | by Ufaq_I

Baad mein jo hoga dekha jayega Abhi ishq mein hain kuch din yahi rehte hain -Amandeep Lots of different stories that will take you to another world of imagination. Cover credit @herblackink #1 in Cousin #3 in Muslim #7 in Marriage #4 in Cousin #2 in Shortstorycollection •• This book was published in 2016, and I was very young back then, had little to no knowledge about writing, that's why, the stories might not make much sense, have mistakes, or even be a bit off. And there are some stories which I personally don't like now, but I'm improving... I think, So, if you decide to give it a read, just know it's not perfect, but it's part of my journey which I'll keep them as it is, because it shows how far I've come.

Beyond The Stars by Noretakes

"You want to go find your brother, and I want to find my best friend. Since you're crazy and do dangerous things you can't go alone. Since I have no clue where to start or even how to, I can't go alone." "And since us together alone is haram..." "we marry and go together. Simple." He finishes off, a cocky smirk appearing on his face. --- Little did I know, that 'simple' would go a long way from its meaning. From crazy adventures, pretend loving, to hints of jealousy, that simple travelled further than ever. -------- #Muslim #ThatsWhyTheWholeMarriageThing Caution: Hearts May Explode Due to Some Scenes XD Extended summary inside*

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Ehsaas Unkahi | احساس انکھی by Rubyzzii

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩 𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫-𝐞-𝐚𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞, 𝐊𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐟 𝐞𝐡𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐬 𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐔𝐧𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞....🥀 🥈#2 in pak on 20/01/2025

Ballad Of Love by missconfusedsoul

❝ find what you love and let it kill you.❞ ~collection of short stories

The Delivery Guy ✔ by LihaMirza

↱ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗚𝘂𝘆 ↰ ↳ A S H O R T S T O R Y ↲ ❛I'll be going to charge you extra ,if you gawk me like that.❜ ❛Only if you want to get a hit on your head with my brand new shoe.❜ ❖❖❖ ❛❛Didn't you already received an order at 11 in the morning? It's 5 in the evening, how much do you order, huh?❜❜ ❛❛I already said, I'm a lifestyle blogger but that's nothing to do with you, just do your work with deliveries, 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!.❜❜ ❛❛Even though I 'already' said, I'll repeat it again for the nth time, I'm Not 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘎𝘶𝘺!❜❜ ❖❖❖ ❛Don't Worry, I won't charge you extra for gawking me like that.❜ ❛Sadly, I don't have any brand new shoe to hit your head with.❜ . ×------× #01 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22 #01 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 21/11/21 #02 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 17/08/21. #03 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 23/01/22. #03 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 06/07/21. #04 in 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 866 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22 #04 in 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 102 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 20.01.22. #05 in 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 116 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 20/01/22. #06 in 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 3.62𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 on 13/06/21. © LihaMirza.

bazm e yaaran( Gathering Of Friends) by kitabinisa

• a squad of friends met differently after a long time beside their partners. •Different fantasy of their together Bound in their own way . • desi tadka with saga of humour,love, friendship ,hate and more . * Love marriage {Two besties ( aiman and mahira )fell in love with one person.( Serhan) With garnishing of humour . ( Mubashira and meerab with murtasim )MainXterebin theme .} *Cousin marriage. { Childhood enemies turned out to be husband and wife ,will nida( dananeer) gonna pour her love for zain ( kushal )or back off ( cousin lovestory) ( Gum shuda mohabbat meri ) . * Contract marriage. { He( abraar)arranged trape to make her fool and named her foolishness love. Will she ( zaynab ) be by his side after knowing the truth.( Feroz Khan x Hania amir ) } . * Forced marriage { They both are living with their own insecurities .he got betrayed and she got no love } ( ruposh ) ( salarxzuni) ( Kinza hashmi x haroon kadwani ) *Arranged marriage {Another one faiz ( danish ) pure soul healed her (aiman ). When everyone left her. ( chand tara ) } This book has only gathering of friends has its title is( bazm e yaaran). How they will meet after a long time. ~•~•'• Ek dastan e yaaran hai . Kuch arse ek baad mile hai . ~ Cheeze toh bohot alag hai ,kuch apne dang mein ,kuch kisi aur ke rang mein ,toh kuch apno ke sath kahin dur hai . ~ Maze mein hai haste khalte aur apko hasane ke liye . ~ Bazm e yaaran.( Gathering of friends) A tale of 5 friends . Girls squad . [Humour love Stories.] Pardon me for grammar mistakes or wrong spellings!!. let's see what they are going to compramise and how they are going to entertain you. 💫🤭😜😉

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You, since forever

She looked at all of them with hopeful eyes. No one belived her. Except Him ! She didn't expect him to believe her out of all the people. She had expected some vile remarks and insults which she was used to. But life is cruel in wicked ways. It shows you the most beautiful things at the worst possible time and with the worst possible scenarios. "Your wife is going to be the unluckiest, I swear. God bless her already. Because she is going to need all the blessing she could get, to have her sanity after being married to a vain, controlling, conceited and..... and... a jerk like you." She was looking for words to describe him but had settled for 'jerk' in the end. Little did she know , that those words were going to bite her in the rare when she finds herself married to a man , she thought she hated his guts. The funny part was, she choose to get married to him and a small part of her was glad that it was him , instead of her harasser. Join Haya as she finds herself being rescued by the man she hated and who she thought hated her back. But there are things that doesn't meet the eyes. That we hide in our heart. And there were alot of secrets hidden in his heart. Things that either could destroy everything he had worked for or could bring him the peace and forever that he was looking for !! Status Complete but not completely edited. I am working on it and it really needs editing. Some chapters are unedited.😁 ~ Ranking ~ 28th in marriage 1st August 2020 1st in Lahore in Feb.2021 2nd in Pakistani / Pakistan on 3rd September.2020 1st in Muslim on 12th September 2020 1st in Desi on 31st August 2020