My shitty love life
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Last published Sun, Apr 10, 2016
It quickly became a bestseller in French as "Ma vie amoureuse de marde", it's also a website, a live conference and a 15000 fan Facebook community. By popular demand, here are some excerpts from the English version of the popular book.
I will also soon offer readers a free pdf copy of the whole book for an honest review in return :)
P.S. Yes, it's a true story, and yes, it was that shitty. Enjoy.
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they had recently broke up before he move to berlin to take on the job of a engineer, he had wanted her to move with him but she refused to and said it was over, she had just finish her studies to become a doctor and was planning on opening up her own community hospital, she didn't want to move for it was her dream and she wasn't going to fulfill her dreams no where else but in her town, while there in Berlin he met someone and soon got married and he and his wife adopted a son, after the contract of six years were up he decided to move back to Philadelphia and start up his own engineer company, he had only move back a month before he ran in to his ex girlfriend overwhelmed to see that like him she has move on with a child, a man and was once again pregnant, he had gotten married and adopt but he still haven't move on completely his life was in complete and lost for if she had move on to that point there was no hope for them getting back together again, he later learn that there was some rather compromising issues in her relationship and after some investigation he learn that she has done insemination to get pregnant and that there's a possibility the girl could be his, with this information he stop at nothing until all the pieces were put together!
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