My shitty love life
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- Votos 3
- Partes 4
It quickly became a bestseller in French as "Ma vie amoureuse de marde", it's also a website, a live conference and a 15000 fan Facebook community. By popular demand, here are some excerpts from the English version of the popular book.
I will also soon offer readers a free pdf copy of the whole book for an honest review in return :)
P.S. Yes, it's a true story, and yes, it was that shitty. Enjoy.
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Cora sits down on edge of the bed wiping her eyes I didn't mean to make her cry I walk over to her and sit down next to her and pull her into my side why she sobs hard "You wouldn't understand nobody would fucking understand Logan" she doesn't stop crying Rubbing her back I try to comfort her "tell me Cora let me understand and let me help you" Started: 4 jan 2023 Finished: 10 April 2023 100 reads: 12/01/23 200 reads 17/01/23 300/400 reads 20/01/23 500 reads 21/01/23 1k reads 23/01/23 (Don't copy my shit)Concluida
"The Don between the covers" |18+| (Book3 - Mafia in love) - UNEDITED
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Fated To Love You
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Broken Until You
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SURRENDER - Mafia Romance
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Cora sits down on edge of the bed wiping her eyes I didn't mean to make her cry I walk over to her and sit down next to her and pull her into my side why she sobs hard "You wouldn't understand nobody would fucking understand Logan" she doesn't stop crying Rubbing her back I try to comfort her "tell me Cora let me understand and let me help you" Started: 4 jan 2023 Finished: 10 April 2023 100 reads: 12/01/23 200 reads 17/01/23 300/400 reads 20/01/23 500 reads 21/01/23 1k reads 23/01/23 (Don't copy my shit)
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