Anime Jokes/puns/pickuplines
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Like my Kuroko No Bakset one, but with various animes. If anyone has any anime jokes/puns/pickup lines put them in the comment section. Enjoy!
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Feel free to suggest any songs and I just make a story line that goes along with the lyrics! Feedback is appreciated All songs and movie characters used DO NOT belong to me!!!!!!!!!!!!![𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 [𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚; 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐀𝐔]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/278902688-256-k488685.jpg)
𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 [𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚; 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐀𝐔]
𝐒𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀'𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 . . . . . 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐮 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯 𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝, 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐈𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦'𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞? 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭.Complete
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~ 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚗. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚎? 𝙾𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎...𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖?! ~ 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚒 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛Complete
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𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞́'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨-𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐣. 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠... 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬: 𝐖𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥? "𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥? 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐱 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡."
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