Anime Jokes/puns/pickuplines
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Like my Kuroko No Bakset one, but with various animes. If anyone has any anime jokes/puns/pickup lines put them in the comment section. Enjoy!
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𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝙲𝚘 𝚟𝚎𝚛 ||𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍||
~ 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚗. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚎? 𝙾𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎...𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖?! ~ 𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚒 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛Complete
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𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, (𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐭) 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.... 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐈 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞.... 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨Complete
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𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 💜 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔.... 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒔.. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔... 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒅... 𝑾𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒚.. 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙... 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝘾 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 * 𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩. * 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩. (Editing)Complete
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previously: Assassination Classroom ||one shots|| （2019）Starting fresh! I'm finally writing again after 5 years. I edited my first story, and I would like to write some new ones. So go ahead and leave a request on the first page! （2024）can't believe I'm back after another five years LOLLL I will keep the old stories as they are, even tho they cringe asf ANYWAYS, please check out my new stories!! Thanks for supporting! I accept: fluff, lemon, smut, crack and more!!! Feel free to add to the list!
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