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Earphones And Vodka

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What happened to being happy?  Hell, what happened to being happy and normal. I'm not to good at this, living 'the life' thing you know? But I guess I'll try. 

So here I go, attention everyone my Name is Jack. And I am a hopeless. Emotionless. And wise young..human. Even this introduction sounds weird but its story time And I will tell you how it goes. 

....from a homosexual point of view of course.All Rights Reserved

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