Hey Dumbass Book 1: AIDS
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Last published Fri, Aug 12, 2016
Zen Milk's gf, Chelzea, gets a cold one night for an unknown reason which leads to Zen taking care of her for the night. When she wakes up the next morning, healthier than ever, Zen starts to drift away from her, leaving her wondering why. She discovers the intriguing reason why.and goes to the core of a mystery that could ruin their relationship and may lead to "till death do us part". Follow their unusual and hilarious journey as they find a way to make things right in this 4 part stupidity of dumbasses.
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