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How To Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Reads 41,349
Votes 2,229
Parts 14
Time 1h 49m

cliche cole cookiechomper fiction highschool hollis love magic mystery popular rachel random romance ryder rydercole sarah spells teenagers teenfiction teenromance vampires werewolves whitney winter youngadult

Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world.

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Have to heard of  "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story"

No?

Well go check it out! 

This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form.

You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read!

(Has some humorous aspects)All Rights Reserved

cliche cole cookiechomper fiction highschool hollis love magic mystery popular rachel random romance ryder rydercole sarah spells teenagers teenfiction teenromance vampires werewolves whitney winter youngadult

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