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How To Fuck Up a Cliche Story
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CookieChomper
Ongoing, First published Mar 21, 2016
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Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world.

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Have to heard of  "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story"

No?

Well go check it out! 

This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form.

You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read!

(Has some humorous aspects)
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You, Me and Winter -completed-

23 parts Complete

Summer went faster than Bexley Adams could've imagined. And it certainly wasn't as good as she thought it was going to be. After getting herself back on track, Bexleys family has to fly across the ocean to get to the UK where her Grandfather has landed himself a bed in the hospital. Needing a break from her life and the past that continues to loom over her head, Bexley extends her stay for one reason; her Grandfather. Definitely not because of the familiar and unfamiliar faces. So, what happens when it's just You, Me and Winter? -- Second book in the 'You, Me' series. Read You, Me and Summer first. It is however possible to read You, Me and Winter by itself, as questions are eventually answered but it's still confusing for the most part. Cover by @xDemonsFlowerx (Rough Draft)

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