Pun-01
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Welcome punny fans!
I'm here to give you the most punliest of puns!
Some of them might be stolen from other people.
Others I made up and others are probably from Google.
Oh and if you don't get it. The cover is actually a pun itself.
It's an apple pie.
It's the mathematical term for a pie. I think.
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