How to be a Great Asian Without Bringing Shame and Dishonour to Your Cow
Angelimitsu
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Angelimitsu
Complete, First published Mar 22, 2016
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Before you actually believe that I'm informing you to become a great Asian, please keep in mind that this is a Satirical Article. 
If you do not know what Satire is, please enjoy this definition from Google:

"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."

*This was written for my Freshman English Class Assignment
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