Manual on How to be Like Cookiezi
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Last published Tue, Mar 22, 2016
A manual that teaches you how to be cookiezi.
"I memorized some of it, and now I can read ar 11!"
-Rafis
"1 Star, this is terrible, why would someone need a manual?! Why not just use hacks?!"
-Rohulk
"After reading this I learned to read ar 9"
-Niko
Disclaimer:None of these players actually said this.
I don't own Osu.
Disclaimer #2:You may not understand these jokes if you don't know Osu.
Some of these jokes you need to know Osu very well for.
P.S. This manual is (mostly) a joke.
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