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Percy Jackson Jokes and Puns [DISCONTINUED]
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A book full of jokes, puns, and fandom references from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus series.
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Please be warned I wrote this when I was in middle school, so this is absolutely horrible and terribly cringey at most times. Literally everything is from Pinterest (I was flighty in middle school so I didn't realize you needed to give credit 😒)
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