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Hilarious Conversations

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Well..........Uuumm..........why am I even trying??? Well all I can say is.....uuuuuu.........the title says it all.


*Sneak Peek* (Don't know if that's the right peek.....oh well)

Teacher: What does a fluffy chicken give you?

Children: Eggs.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Children: Bacon.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Children: Homework.Todos los derechos reservados

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The Slut and The Dork |✓ de SamiRae53

COMPLETED "You are pretty dumb for a dork," I laugh as Justin hangs his head down in defeat, "Let me show you" I fiddle around with the displaced parts until it clicks together and the record player starts playing again, "See it's supposed to do that!" "You are pretty smart for a slut." He says back with a laugh but, I can see on his face he instantly regrets it. My mouth is hanging open, in complete shock, when he continues "I'm sorry I didn't mean it-" "No, stop," I say with a slight laugh and then for some reason it grows to a full-blown fit of laughter, "No. one. has. ever. called. me. that. to. My. face" I manage to get out through my small, continuing fits of laughter. "You aren't mad at me?" "No, it's not like that an unknown fact," I saw with a smile, "I'm actually surprised you had the balls to say it." "I don't think you are a slut," He says, his cheeks getting a little flushed. In my most breathy, husky voice, I answer, "are you sure, Justin? I know you have thought about the things I would let you do to me if I would just get naked in front of you." As I start to pull off the sweater that is covering the small tank top that's under it. His face flushes a deeper color of red and I can't help but, giggle a little. "Don't worry Justin, I won't get naked unless you ask." Justin and Blythe are basically polar opposites from each other but, because of one class, they find themselves having to learn everything they can about each other. Where will this story take them? Will they become friends or enemies? Will they pass the class and the ultimate test? Continue on reading to find out!

Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓ de Nikithasuz123

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In Another World de milkdrunk

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I DON'T KNOW de ImagesMayInspire

This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~C

My babysitter is Chandler Riggs[Completed] de Run-And-Survive

Kate Throne is a 15 year old girl, her mother is always working, and going on business trips. Leaving her mom needing a babysitter so Kate won't be alone. She's the funny, upbeat kinda girl. Books are her life and she spends a lot of time at the library. She's a straight A student, and is kinda a nerd. Chandler is an average teen looking for a job. He spends time with his friends(manly Sam) and loves babysitting. What he didn't expect was babysitting a girl a year younger than him for five months. And maybe this girl is just a little bit insane. * "Hi or hey broskies." I speak before opening the fridge. A water is placed at the front and I grab it quickly before shutting the door. Chandler looks up for a split second. "Sup." Then he focuses back on his phone, sticking his tounge out. His fingers work away. (*winks aggressively*) I shrug before walking into the living room. "WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK!" I hear the brunette yell before running into the same room as me. His mouth drops wide open and he presses a hand against his cheek. The blue eyes are crazy with shock. I see Sam stumble out next, his phone in hand. One hand is on the door as he just about faints. Chandler reaches back and grips his best friends shoulder. They both breath heavily. "Wh-Why do you look so pretty?" Chandler breaths, making me giggle. "It's homecoming silly." [#2 in chandlerriggs-7/23/18

You Like Me?! | ✓ de stillclo

"So, let me get this straight," I looked at him weirdly, raising my hands slightly in exclamation. "You like me?!" I asked him in disbelief. "Like or like-like?" I really can't get my head to process his words at the moment. "Is it weird that I don't." He simply replied, his voice sounded calm but serious at the same time. "And for your question, I do. I do like-like you. Like, I really like you. To the point that you're the only thing that's on my mind everyday and I can't seem to get you off it." I was literally standing there like an idiot, slowing blinking my eyes in a slow pace, still can't believe what's actually happening in front of me. ______________________________ ( Partially Edited.) First Published: July 23, 2020 Finished: October 16, 2021

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) de fanoshkaflippo

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The Slut and The Dork |✓

COMPLETED "You are pretty dumb for a dork," I laugh as Justin hangs his head down in defeat, "Let me show you" I fiddle around with the displaced parts until it clicks together and the record player starts playing again, "See it's supposed to do that!" "You are pretty smart for a slut." He says back with a laugh but, I can see on his face he instantly regrets it. My mouth is hanging open, in complete shock, when he continues "I'm sorry I didn't mean it-" "No, stop," I say with a slight laugh and then for some reason it grows to a full-blown fit of laughter, "No. one. has. ever. called. me. that. to. My. face" I manage to get out through my small, continuing fits of laughter. "You aren't mad at me?" "No, it's not like that an unknown fact," I saw with a smile, "I'm actually surprised you had the balls to say it." "I don't think you are a slut," He says, his cheeks getting a little flushed. In my most breathy, husky voice, I answer, "are you sure, Justin? I know you have thought about the things I would let you do to me if I would just get naked in front of you." As I start to pull off the sweater that is covering the small tank top that's under it. His face flushes a deeper color of red and I can't help but, giggle a little. "Don't worry Justin, I won't get naked unless you ask." Justin and Blythe are basically polar opposites from each other but, because of one class, they find themselves having to learn everything they can about each other. Where will this story take them? Will they become friends or enemies? Will they pass the class and the ultimate test? Continue on reading to find out!