Hilarious Conversations
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Last published Mon, Sep 26, 2016
Well..........Uuumm..........why am I even trying??? Well all I can say is.....uuuuuu.........the title says it all.
*Sneak Peek* (Don't know if that's the right peek.....oh well)
Teacher: What does a fluffy chicken give you?
Children: Eggs.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Children: Bacon.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Children: Homework.
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