moo I think that's the noise a turtle makes
- Reads 20
- Votes 1
- Parts 1
candie najimi : I think you made the wrong noise , me : I deeeeeeeeed noooooooooooooooooot cheese macaroni , candie : umm....... I'm done here , me : wait doooooooooont leeeeeeeeev , candie : I think Ima just leave , me : waiiiiiiiiiitttttttt come back peeeeeeeeeees
DA EEEEEEND
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Of Monsters and Music
What happens after the Snow Queen is defeated? OR You ever see those cheesy TV shows where someone manages to screw up the simplest task so extraordinarily that part of you laughs and the other part cringes? Where the young comedic relief is trying to make a bowl of cereal but everything spills onto the kitchen table, for instance. Or that bit in the first episode of Brooklyn 99 where Boyle drops his muffin on the floor and simultaneously steps on it and hits his head on the counter whilst trying to pick it up. Got that image in your brain? Yeah, that's pretty much what's happening here. (Except none of this is funny and Andy Samberg isn't anywhere nearby to save me and I really, really want to go home right about now.)
Conversations in the bedroom
Ferrara is in her final year of uni and while everyone around seems to be getting settled or wild, she feels like her life is stuck on pause. But it's fine, right? She still has half a year to figure out who she is and what she wants after all. Fabio knows exactly what he wants and it just so happens to be completely at odds with what he has to do for his family company. Dragged from Milan to an American college town, he's counting down the days. Except the more he's away, the more he starts to wonder what he's actually going back to... As Ferrara and Fabio meet it's hate at first sight but for some reason they keep ending up in his bed. And it wouldn't be so bad if it was only that - great sex and banter. But it's not. Cause then there are the conversations. And God help them both - they might actually understand each other better than anyone else. ** "So, you're coming today around dinnertime, right?" he asks me the moment I pick up. "Hi. And yeah, it's Friday." "Good. Before tonight - any hard no's'?" "Um..." "Something you don't tolerate or like." "Well, it's actually a good idea to venture into this topic though I thought we're going to talk about it..." I clear my throat before continuing, feeling awkward talking about it in a public space "You know, face to face. I think it would be more adequate for this kind of talk." "Ferrara, I'm at the grocery shop. I don't think there'll ever be a more adequate time or place for this discussion." he tells me after the most irritating sigh I have ever heard in my life and I take a deep breath to calm down. If he wants to talk about our sexual barriers while he's grocery shopping and I'm at a cafe then so be it. "Ok, fine. You can spank me, but I draw the line at anything really hurting or being highly uncomfortable mentally." There's dead silence. "I meant hard 'no's' regarding food, Ferrara. Like intolerance to something or allergies. But good to know."
2 years
Two long lost lovers come back together but someone messes it up Read to see there story ____________________________________________________________ It's fine hope I'll leave you alone from now on if that what you want ____________________________________________________________Complete
The Sixth Element// Lloyd x Reader
' She's here...' I opened my eyes to see a very familiar girl wearing a blank white mask. "So this is what you choose in the end?" I ask staring at her waiting for a reply. A haunting giggle filled my ears. That wretched laugh fill with dark magic. I quickly block the noise to keep me focused on the task on hand. "After everything, you choose to betray everyone who ever care for you and walk in the path of evil." She stops her laughing and tilts her head in confusion. The insufferable laugh return but was getting louder by the second. I cover my ears trying to block the horrid laugh, but it was no use. The girl quickly took a folding fan. The colors once a bright and colorful are now tainted in black. She ran towards me to strike a blow as her white mask starts to form words. 'Me, betrayed you? How can I, when there was nothing to betray.' [Edit: This story is really bad and the secondhand embarrassment will be unbearable in the first part of the story. A ton of spelling and grammar mistakes. I barely turned 16 when I wrote this so I didn't know anything about writing since this was probably my first time actually wanting and caring enough to try. Probably gonna rewrite this later.]Complete
assassin | luigi mangione
"Why did you leave?" "I had to." "You left me," You paused. "Alone. You went radio silent on everyone!" "I need to tell you something." edit: THIS ISN'T SERIOUS OK I AM JUST A GIRLComplete
SAUVEUR (FINISHED)
"What's wrong with you?" She asked making me shrug. "Your sick Ai'janie!" She yelled before storming out the room mi know.Complete
Maria's Tale (Magi Fanfic)
"Have you heard about the greatest presence of gods? They're ESA,Born only once in hudreds years,they had powerfull power to destroyed dimensions,or create one-" "What a boring introduction you have there,Narrator"a girl suddently popped,"Beside...'they' and 'born'is not quite right,I'm only appeared once and Appeared Alone,not with some race's or born"she said pushed the man's who does the voice before "well i'll introduce myself,My name is Maria the only one true ESA...well i like traveling than make a world or something like that"she said "ESA-sama...Your majesty,please back to the first chapter like i been told you"the Narrator said "well then don't make any boring mistake,or i'll popped and Kill ya!"Maria said "S-sorry,Your majesty...let the stories begin". (I don't not own any character from Magi,just a few oc and the Story)Complete![I Never Forgot You [Mithmau] [Fanfic] [Sky Media x Mystreet]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/95492321-256-k846829.jpg)
I Never Forgot You [Mithmau] [Fanfic] [Sky Media x Mystreet]
[COMPLETED] (I respect there lives and think they are perfect the way they are. This is just for fun/entertainment) There is some smut, violence and cursing. Was in edit/format as of Aug 2022 Finished edit/format as of Oct 2022 I have so many friends that I left behind -and yes I regret leaving. My new friends are amazing and as you guessed it, Aaron asked me on a date after a few years. But on Valentine's day when we go out- everyone on a date with someone. I heard some familiar voices and that's when I realized they were back. So was he, someone I could never forget. I couldn't believe it after all these years.. We meet up.Complete
The Ride Home (Tko x Reader)
Holy crap it's another one. Twin au because it's easier. ~~~ "Where does this go?" Y/n asked. "Wherever your heart desires." They answered. That was a strange way to answer wherever. But Y/n didn't care. She just needed to get away. "Take me far away." Y/n ordered. "How far does your heart wish to go?" They asked. Y/n raised an eyebrow. "I don't know! Just get me away from here!" Y/n exclaimed. ~~~ Y/n lived a rough life. She eventually got so tired and decided to just run away to try and solve her problems. But she never realized that this was just the beginning, starting with a mysterious bus.Complete
Keep H.I.M |Dave East|Chris Brown|
"Bianca what the fuck was that?" David says to me as we walk inside his house. The whole car ride was silent, no one uttered a word and I don't know why. I hate silence. Silence allows the brain to think about a lot of shit over and over. He already had a lot of things replaying in his head. He probably thought about how to reply to my comments. He just had this whole conversation planned out already. "What was what?" I reply sitting down on the couch. I sigh of relief that I finally got a chance to take off my heels. "Y'all got something going on between y'all, don't y'all?" David replies standing up "I don't know what you're talking about" I unzip my jacket sitting it down beside me. I knew my nonchalantness would piss him off. "Bianca stop fucking playing with me" David spat back. He's not the type to raise his voice during an argument. You knew he was mad when he starts cursing at you and says your name all in the same sentence. "I'm not doing anything. I don't know what or who you're talking about David" I take out my phone and start to text Parish telling her how the event went. "You fucking Chris aren't you?" I just looked up at him making a stank face and then back down at my phone. "Hello? I'm talking to you" David stands in front of me. I wasn't in the mood to bicker back and forth with him right now. I could've just told him yes, but he didn't want to know the truth. He smacks my phone out of my hand. I look up at him "Are you fucking him?!" He yells at me and that took me off guard. "No!" I shout back at him. "Are we done yelling?" I ask calmly raising an eyebrow. "You think this shit funny?" He questions "Go home"Complete
What happens after the Snow Queen is defeated? OR You ever see those cheesy TV shows where someone manages to screw up the simplest task so extraordinarily that part of you laughs and the other part cringes? Where the young comedic relief is trying to make a bowl of cereal but everything spills onto the kitchen table, for instance. Or that bit in the first episode of Brooklyn 99 where Boyle drops his muffin on the floor and simultaneously steps on it and hits his head on the counter whilst trying to pick it up. Got that image in your brain? Yeah, that's pretty much what's happening here. (Except none of this is funny and Andy Samberg isn't anywhere nearby to save me and I really, really want to go home right about now.)
More detailsContent Guidelines