We believe in pink. We believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. We believe in kissing, kissing a lot. We believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. We believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. We believe that tomorrow is another day and we believe in miracles ~ Audrey Hepburn. Yes, we're girls. Not average teen girls or clichéd teen girls... just teen girls. Simple and short. We go through way more problems than your average teen girl and those problems are way more real and practical than that of your clichéd teen girl. We're just teen girls. Peace. I'm Char. I'm Nicole. I'm Amanda. And I'm Claire and this, is the story of our lives. No, we aren't gonna search for quotes implying we're guys. Wanna know why? Either yes or no, to be honest neither of us know why. All you need to know is that we're teenagers with a clichédly dramatic life. Not a cliché... Just clichédly dramatic. I'm Eric. And I'm Chris. Peace. Darn it, they said that already? So... Uh... Love ya, xoxo. P.S THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG. WE'RE NEVER SAYING IT AGAIN!

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You have lived in Southpark your entire life but nobody has ever really noticed you, nor have you really noticed any of them. You grew up being a single child and your parents are overally controlling, so controlling that you never have really known your true self. Well your sick of it, and enough is enough. When you start to drasically change yourself, you began to become more noticed throughout the school, which dosnt turn out to be exactly what you hoped for. When you began acting out, Kyle makes it known to you that he is your true friend. The only problem is you think you have fallen for him.. or maybe not you arnt sure because you may have feeling for someone else, but you cant even be sure of that.. Now you arnt to sure if you made the right decision on trying to be your true self, because now your life may not be as boring, but it sure as hell has been alot more difficult. You are sick of it, and sick of all the drama that has plagued your new life. Also there is very, VERY vulgar language and I just want to let every one know I AM NOT RACIST OR A HOMOPHOBE! its just makes a really funny story. And all rights of south park and all the characters go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Y/N is a Part-time Barista at Tweek Bros Coffee, and are staying in South Park with your aunt, uncle, and cousin due to your parents going through a divorce. Your parents send you to South Park in order to prevent you from having to deal with the stress and heartache that's to come of the divorce. You aren't planning on staying long, just until the divorce is over. However, some things happen in South Park that might change your life forever. Please keep in mind that these characters are aged up to be 18+! Impressive Rankings: #1 Kyle #1 SouthPark #1 StanMarsh #1 CraigTucker

you are the popular girl at south park high that everyone knows and loves. you're the captain of the soccer team, you get great grades, president of two clubs and have many friends including wendy, token, nichole, and bebe. your life seems perfect from the outside, but in reality it is fucked up beyond words. no one seems to care or even know. until, you meet one kid that you never knew was even there and he changes your life forever... TW⚠️‼️ - mention of bulimia, self harm, anxiety and depression - also mention of mild sexual harassment - also it's gonna get spicy sexually at some points so be warned - NSFW (??) i don't really know what this means but i thought i should include it just in case DISCLAIMER: - all art goes to original artists i did not make any of it myself (if you know the artist please comment and i will mention them asap) - everyone is aged up (16/17) - i do not own any of the characters (that's all matt and trey) i just made up the story

Completed. "Keep your head up Princess, your tiara is falling." "Did you really try to comfort me with that line?" "Well. Is it working?" "What do you think? No, it's not." ••• When Cassidy graduated high school she never thought anyone would want to contact her ever again. Honestly, she tried so hard to make that true. But one day she gets a text that would change her life. There is someone, specifically a boy, who remembers her and made it obvious on many different occasions that he will not leave her until she gets the advice he thinks she needs. They both thought nothing more than advice sharing and cheering up would come from them talking. They could not have been any more wrong. ••• [ I do not take credit for the cover. I found it on google and put words on it.]

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IF YOU FIND THIS ANYWHERE BUT WATTPAD IT IS STOLEN! Just a PS I still actively check and interact with this story, I love reading comments<3 Top 5 ratings: #1 in #stanxkyle 5/13/2024 #5 in #southpark 5/13/2024 #3 in #bebestevens 5/19/2024 #5 in #kylexstan 6/30/2024 #4 in #wendytestaburger 7/11/2024 #3 in #wendytestaburger 8/28/2024 #4 in #kennyxbutters 1/1/2025 #4 in #bebestevens 1/1/2025 #3 in #stabxkyle 1/21/2025 #2 in #bebestevens 1/21/2025 #2 in #stanxkyle 2/12/2025 #2 in #kylexstan 4/18/2025 #1 in #kylexstan 5/4/2025 Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric are l currently 14-15 and they are freshmen in high school. Of course after all the crazy shit that happened in 8th grade they were a bit apprehensive about starting high-school but it ended up not being that bad. It dosnt help that Stan and Wendy have been in a on and off toxic relation ship since like 7th grade though. That is until one day when Stan finds out Wendy is cheating on him. Then he makes a huge "mistake" that's going to change everything. Also as if recent something has been off with Kenny and Butters but nobody is sure what exactly is up with them. They just keep acting...weird. But that doesn't matter because everyone is so confused about everything and it's all fucking chaos. WARNING: mentions of sexual assault, sexual assault, clearly a lot of swearing, drinking, pretty much typical South-park shit. There will be lots of errors in logic and mistakes but its a fanfic so get over it. Also if you don't like it and feel the need to be an asshole go right ahead cause the comments and reads help, tysm :)

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!