Mr Husband and Mrs Wife
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Last published Tue, Oct 23, 2018
#53 IN HUMOR - 06.05.18
#83 IN HUMOR - 23.04.18
"Find me a new fiance." - Hillary Wilson
"I'm probably gonna find a way to get back to you." - Austin Jay
*****
Hillary was supposed to be married to a man she's known her whole life but she decided to call it all off because Dean's a dirty cheating anus. However, in order for her father to hand over the company to her, settling down is very much needed.
Therefore, her trusty personal assistant, Oliver, is given the task to find her a new fiance. That's when Austin Jay, the f*cking hot stranger, comes in. Austin has to take up the offer because little did Oliver knows, his landlord just threatened to kick him and his best friend, Carter, out if they fail to settle their overdue monthly rent.
Join Hillary and Austin in their wild, crazy, dramatic and bizarre life as they spend 7 days together as husband and wife, trying hard as fudge to not to develop any romantic feelings towards each other. That is, if they can. *Cue evil laughter.
Buckle up ladies cause weird shit's about to go down like Hillary breaking her legs because Austin pushed her off the stairs. Why? Guess you have to read to find out....hihi.
*****
"Hah! At least you didn't break a leg!"
"I think she broke both of them."
"...."
"SH*T!!!!"
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