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Once upon a time, there was a girl, or wait, um, a jalapeño, and uh... There was a thing that happened, and um... I'M NOT GOOD AT THESE OKAYAll Rights Reserved

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$\\ Naj AU x reader // \\ COMPLETED// by NekoLover666666$

STOP READING THIS ITS CRINGE! ( your not a girl? Well you are now! This is my first story so, it's gonna be bad. . . prepare to cringe reader! And I'm bad at writing story's so I'm sorry if you are disappointed, but I will get better and re-wright this one day.) you are ( y/n), a FEMALE, you go to school at underhigh. you have powers, but don't know them well. You do know some of your powers of course. You are a nerd, yes.

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

The Ride Home (Tko x Reader) by -summertimesun

Holy crap it's another one. Twin au because it's easier. ~~~ "Where does this go?" Y/n asked. "Wherever your heart desires." They answered. That was a strange way to answer wherever. But Y/n didn't care. She just needed to get away. "Take me far away." Y/n ordered. "How far does your heart wish to go?" They asked. Y/n raised an eyebrow. "I don't know! Just get me away from here!" Y/n exclaimed. ~~~ Y/n lived a rough life. She eventually got so tired and decided to just run away to try and solve her problems. But she never realized that this was just the beginning, starting with a mysterious bus.

Mfm→Selever by XMoonBlissX

OMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS I BEG YOU PLEASE DON FKINCIG READ THIS😭😭😭😭 °°When a mix n matched demon fuckboy fucks around with your life (and with you)♪ ↓ °° Credits to images I used in the front cover(I edited it myself!! °°Ya already know the basics....♪♪♪ →Y/N=Name →E/C=Eye color →H/C=Hair color °°Some more things.. →F/(whatever I'll use it for)=Favorite...... →S/F(what the hell ever this will be used for)= Second favortie... °°Btw this s my first book lol °°All you simps come over and read this shit °°Enjoy this Bs....

We are Stuck in the Naruto World by animeaddicting

This is an adventure of 5 friends a.k.a the gang. And because of a- Sarah: Hey Guys! My name is Sarah! And these guys are my gang! Say hi gang! Justin: Hey! The name's Justin and I'm the awesomest in the group! Sarah: You idiot! I'm the awesomest in the group! Lucy: Hello, my name is Lucy. Jay: Jayden. *adjusts glasses* Justin: Cocky Bastard! *glares at Jay* Lucy: Please stop fighting you two. Alex: Alex. Sarah: Quit it you two! You're getting very noisy! Justin: He started it! Jay: Actually, I didn't. You did. Sarah: I said...QUIT IT!!! *fire in the eyes**holds up a fist infront of face* Me: Okay that's it! Quit it all of you! Justin: But he started it! Me: And I don't care! Just let me finish! This story is all about 5 unique friends as they enter the Naruto World after touching a TV screen. They'll be experiencing loads of action, new skills, awesome epicness & slight love. I don't own Naruto and pls. read my story. Thank you! *pant pant* Done! All: Bye!

The King's Queen (Nightmare Sans x Reader) by ReapingZen

PLEASE READ BEFORE GETTING INTO THE STORY Description: Your name is (Y/n) and you are originally from an au called Dreamtale! Your life hadn't been the easiest however, but you were quick to always move forward despite this... Before Nightmare had become corrupted, you were his best friend and lover. You kept him from his breaking point, you maintained his sanity and most importantly... returned his love. One thing that is definitely important about yourself is that you are a selective mute... And your only desired partner for conversation is the King of Negativity himself... But what will happen once the true evil lurking within your lover drowns out whatever light he had left? What will happen when you discover that the Nightmare you knew was replaced by a monster that still somehow holds love for you? "And even with the evil finally in control of Nightmare, if both his sinister side and his old self agreed on something- then it would always be his priority... They both love her." This is practically my first story that I have ever decided to share online. It is quite a terrifying experience for me, so I hope that anyone who decides to read this will enjoy it. Anyway, I should probably inform my readers about a few things. First off, my primary language is not English, however, I will still be making an effort with my grammar! Second off, I will try and update this as frequently as possible... Even though I can get somewhat shy or concerned about how my work goes. Otherwise, all you will need to know is this: (Y/n): Your name (F/n): Friend name (E/c): Eye color (H/l): Hair Length (H/c): Hair color (S/c): Skin color (F/c): Favorite color Some things I will likely determine for the reader, but what is posted above will be the basics. Please also note that this story may contain some content that would be best for more mature audiences. Also, the cover image belongs to me, please do not use it without permission or steal it.

Shadows heart (Sebastian x reader) book 1 by SashaSpittle

This is my first time writing this sort of thing so sorry if it's bad. (Y/N)= your name (L/N)= last name (F/c)= favourite colour (H/l)= hair length (H/c)= hair colour (E/c)= eye colour (Y/N) is the queens shadow and she finds out that her majesty ordered her to work with her guard dog. Turns out the queens guard dog's butler is the one who will turn her world upside down and claim her heart of shadows. BOOK 2 IS OUT!

Yakko Warner x Reader (DISCONTINUED) by drawing_arm

guess who's back 🌚 so sorry for my absence lately, check out one of my recent post for details- I'm so grateful for all of y'alls support and 1 k reads on my other book- ANYWAY HERE'S Y'ALL'S FOOD Now, this is supposed to be a self insert of myself but I'm putting Y/n instead of my name so y'all can insert yourselves in here Ah, another day of Y/n's life, ya know strict hispanic parents, dumb but funny friends, an annoying little sister, and of course personal issues but-let's not talk about that, shall we? It was just another day for this teenage girl but apparently, it was decided that her life needed to be, let's say, a little more interesting. Wonder how this will come out?

ɖɨʄʄɛʀɛռt ||ᴛᴘɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|| by igiveuponmyname

•[ The writer is on a long hiatus due to stress but will come back soon !! ]• "ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜs! ʟᴇᴛs ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ!" The words i never thought i would hear.. (y/n) /1189191 the twin sister of emma but different from emma herself (y/n) was always a introvert kind of person not caring who is who and not even her sister but who knew one day it would change? =×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×=×= Dont mind me im just writting whatever is convinient to me [ｉｔｓｍｏｓｔｌｙａＮｏｒｍａｎｘｒｅａｄｅｒｘｒａｙｆｆ.] ⚠ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ️ ⚠️ × - f i x i n g . . . - × t̸h̸i̸s̸ c̸o̸n̸t̸a̸i̸n̸s̸ s̸o̸m̸e̸ m̸o̸m̸e̸n̸t̸s̸ t̸h̸a̸t̸ m̸a̸y̸ n̸o̸t̸ b̸e̸ s̸u̸i̸t̸a̸b̸l̸e̸ f̸o̸r̸ y̸o̸u̸r̸ t̸a̸s̸t̸e̸s̸ × h̷a̷s̷ ̷a̷ ̷b̷u̷n̷c̷h̷ ̷o̷f̷ ̷g̷r̷a̷m̷m̷a̷r̷ ̷m̷i̷s̷t̷a̷k̷e̷s̷ × also theres a lot of spelling mistakes also this is my first time actually completing a story and some chapters are random because something happened but i duuno what happened ☁️ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴀ ғʟᴜғғ ᴅᴇsᴜ. ☁️ -sᴏᴍᴇ little hot moments- -ʟᴇᴍᴏɴs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ- 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍: 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯, 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴

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$\\ Naj AU x reader // \\ COMPLETED// cover$

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] cover

The Ride Home (Tko x Reader) cover

Mfm→Selever cover

We are Stuck in the Naruto World cover

The King's Queen (Nightmare Sans x Reader) cover

Shadows heart (Sebastian x reader) book 1 cover

Yakko Warner x Reader (DISCONTINUED) cover

ɖɨʄʄɛʀɛռt ||ᴛᴘɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|| cover

\\ Naj AU x reader // \\ COMPLETED//

STOP READING THIS ITS CRINGE! ( your not a girl? Well you are now! This is my first story so, it's gonna be bad. . . prepare to cringe reader! And I'm bad at writing story's so I'm sorry if you are disappointed, but I will get better and re-wright this one day.) you are ( y/n), a FEMALE, you go to school at underhigh. you have powers, but don't know them well. You do know some of your powers of course. You are a nerd, yes.