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Random Book of Randomness

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Parts 51
Time 41m

artifacts diary edgy help hí journal oftheoldme old random relics yeet

the description below and most of the chapters, aside from the few latest ones, are from younger me. therefore they may be a bit edgy or spontaneous. if you like that then go right ahead. i may be updating this book again so hope you enjoy.

WARNING: RANDOMNESS SHALL ENTAIL IN THIS BOOK. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, PERSON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Hello, human. I see you have laid your eyes upon this... what should I call it... description. How did I know? CUZ IM A WIZARD, YOUNG CHILD. Gandalf to be precise. Or Dumbledore? Mehhhhhhhhh idk really. Sadly, the only thing I cannot control is if you read this or not. (Though I can use hypnotism... I need to test that out.) That is beyond my powers. So the choice is up to ya', CHOSEN ONEEEEEEE. Choose wisely. For you may regret your decision in the end.ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3All Rights Reserved

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Zoombieverse - Memory 2: The Knife by CJYwrites

The darkness of the past catches up to the present and looms over the future. The now-grown undead god meets someone from his past for the last time in his infinite life. An ancient artifact that unlocks a hidden ability comes into his possession and will stay with him throughout his infinite life. Excerpts: Hearing that title broke him from his mental preoccupation. _Oh, no. Not her. Not with these people._ Glancing around the table, he saw that everyone was looking at him, overtly and covertly, watching and waiting for his reaction. ... The young god stood up in excitement. _It just talked to me! I'm talking to it! This is so weird. What else can I ask it?_ ... _What should I say? I should say something, right?_ "Umm... Hi!" he managed to say. He stopped himself from wincing at his awkward greeting as he felt every eye in the room on him and maintained a casual and relaxed facade. _'Hi'? Really? After not seeing her for so long, all you can say is 'Hi!'? Say something else._ "I came here to see you." _No, idiot. Say something less obvious._ "And, uhh, talk to you." _What's wrong with you, self?_ ... "I don't know. I don't really know what to do anymore. I've done terrible things to him but I don't know anymore if I did the right thing."

Heavens Child (Bbs x reader) by Illo_wat

⚠️ Terrible and cringe ⚠️ it not worth reading. You have been warn ❕ (Y/n) is 10 years old. She has a huge family. She has 2 sisters and 6 brothers, and 1 unknown sibling. (Y/n)'s brothers and sisters show her their friends and they call there group the Banana bus squad. You love them. They all go to school at that same school. ( This school is an elementary, middle, and high school) they were all middle and some are high schoolers. (Y/n) is in elementary. Later then, she starts to have odd dreams but doesn't say anything, and there us something strange that's going in with her. Another last then something happen. Please read this. I don't know know what to put on. And I hope you'll enjoy this story. And sorry if the words are spelled wrong and the same as grammar, I'm sorry. I'll try not to mess up. And there is probably time-skipping. I'm busy with school. I'll probably post 1 a week. I'll let you guys know why I'm not posting or something. Thank you guys for reading this description. This is my first story please don't be rude. And have a nice day or something. ⚠️ Cringe 😬

Masked Terror by SunniesStories

283's life has been nothing but torture. Minimus' has been nothing but rinse and repeat. But the two together? They may pull off a great feat. Kate has been working all her life. Crowa has inherited the crown. To both the kids. Will all bow down? Niko has been needing someone new. Rift's new life has just begun. Their love will grow stronger. Till the final setting of the sun. Everyone's life changed when they first met 283, not knowing what to do, and not knowing how to react. Everything was bonkers for 283 when he first escaped, and I mean, EVERYTHING. He now lives with his adoptive father, and has to survive one of the worst things of life-high school. Having no friends beforehand, and having no social experience what so ever, will he actually survive? Some small warnings before you start reading: Technical child abuse. Children being experimented on. Blood and Gore. Gays. Swearing. Overall chaos. If I miss any, there will be warnings in the chapters. Art isn't mine! I found it on Google. Original is by SunniesStories on Wattpad. If you are on anything else you are reading stolen work.

Our Butterfly Effect - A Drarry Story by Cheshire-Maniac

This Is A Fanfiction About Draco Malfoy And Harry Potter. Read the sections at the bottom before choosing to read this story. Time travel AU with creature inheritances. Cover Isn't Mine And Neither Is The World Of Harry Potter, We All Know It Belongs To J.K. Rowling. A twisted take on my previous story Soulmates. The boys travel back in time after the Battle of Hogwarts happens in their original timeline. In this they find out that everything before wasn't as it seemed. They keep their original memories as well so mentally they're technically adults but physically they are children. They will be children. Honestly, this will have a ton of triggering scenes and inappropriate language that's all I'm going to say. As of the second chapter something is implied but not mentioned. Just to clarify it is child abuse/rape. I will not have explicit scenes of it, but it may be referenced to in future chapters. I also will not consider smut scenes until the characters are at least 18 years old, just to ensure Wattpad will not remove this story because of underage characters. I am not sorry about that. PLEASE NOTE: I know what it's like to stop reading a fanfiction story because I suddenly lost interest. So, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE STORY YOU CAN ALWAYS STOP READING. Sometimes I wonder what happened and go back to it, so if you get halfway through then decide not to finish it, I recommend putting it in a list, so you can find it later. IMPORTANT: I write then post, so this isn't planned out. There's little warnings because of that so if something does trigger you, I'm sorry for not warning you before you started to read the story. I will try and place triggers where I can for severe things like sex scenes (If I write it) or severe gore. I will and have warned you that this will have foul language.

$\ /𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣\ /(Updated version of I have no idea, but nightmare angst) by Johnnasae$

Hello my readers! This is my upgraded version of my original story, which is I have no idea, but nightmare angst. My grammar skill have been improved and my original story was too chringe and had many miss spelled words, so I am making a new verse! I hope you do not see the old version and sees this version. I didn't like the story, so I have changed some of stories that were in the original story. I hope you see again even though you are my reader that had readn' my original book! In case someone would misled, I'm telln' ya that it doesn't have sexual assults or contents, mature button is only for violence, curse, and self-harm. Enjoy!

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You don't know me by You_Dont_Know_Me9374

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