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100 Puns
100 Puns
Thestrangeststranger
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Puns
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Clock
Thu, Mar 24, 2016
Left side cut
Thu, Mar 24, 2016
Chemistry
Thu, Mar 24, 2016
Banker
Thu, Mar 24, 2016
Goat
Thu, Mar 24, 2016
Trombone
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Tearable
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Guitarist
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Cheese
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Zoo
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Harry Potter
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Tense
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Beer
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Grammar Nazi
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Wine
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Maze
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Mufasa
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Apple
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Mustard & Ketchup
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
House of horrors
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Buffalo
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Tampons
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Bicycle
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Seal #1
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Seal #2
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Seal #3
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Seal #4
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Soap
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Sea
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Velcros
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Eggs
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Ocean
Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Computer
Mon, Mar 28, 2016
Wine #2
Mon, Mar 28, 2016
Amputated
Mon, Mar 28, 2016
Sea #2
Mon, Mar 28, 2016
Holy water
Mon, Mar 28, 2016
Vampire
Tue, Mar 29, 2016
Fish
Tue, Mar 29, 2016
Prisoner
Wed, Mar 30, 2016
Milk, cream and butter
Wed, Mar 30, 2016
Ark
Thu, Mar 31, 2016
Broken pencil
Thu, Mar 31, 2016
Peter Pan
Thu, Mar 31, 2016
Food coloring
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Beaver
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Door
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Puns
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Coins
Mon, Apr 4, 2016
Amazon
Tue, Apr 5, 2016
Amnesia
Tue, Apr 5, 2016
Atheists
Wed, Apr 6, 2016
Wedding
Wed, Apr 6, 2016
Stabbers
Mon, Apr 11, 2016
Salesman
Mon, Apr 11, 2016
Cannibal
Tue, Apr 12, 2016
Nudist
Thu, Apr 14, 2016
Sleeping
Fri, Apr 15, 2016
Phobias
Sun, Apr 17, 2016
Weed
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Ash
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Candy canes
Fri, Apr 22, 2016
Dentist
Sun, Apr 24, 2016
Towels
Sun, Apr 24, 2016
Taser
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
Novice pirates
Wed, Apr 27, 2016
Camouflage shirt
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Broken puppets
Sat, Apr 30, 2016
Spare ribs
Mon, May 2, 2016
A day off
Wed, May 4, 2016
Iraq
Fri, May 6, 2016
Banana flies
Sun, May 8, 2016
De-lighted
Tue, May 10, 2016
Short girl
Thu, May 12, 2016
Plant Workers
Thu, May 19, 2016
Inn
Mon, May 23, 2016
X-ray technician
Sun, Jun 5, 2016
Puma
Sun, Jul 3, 2016
Peter Pan
Mon, Aug 8, 2016
Orange Juice
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Inspirational Pun
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Thieves
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Soap Opera
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Bakery
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Pi
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Fire at will
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Cross-eyed
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Carpenter
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Hats
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Elevator
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Antennas
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Silk Worms
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Baseball
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
No cash, no hope, no jobs
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Biblical Pun
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Dealer
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Blood Types
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Calories
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
Invisible Patient
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
eBay
Fri, Aug 17, 2018
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