Danald Hump
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Last published Thu, May 19, 2016
Dan, a student in highschool gets caught drawing memes on school property and is sent to the principles office. Mr. Trump (the principle) gives him a punishment he'll never forget!.. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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