The Rant Book
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Ongoing5m
Last published Mon, Sep 12, 2016
•●• Where true colours are defined•●•
This book will speak the truth on current events. Be it be about Kim Kardashians butt or how Donald Trump's hair flops in the wind. There are no secrets here, only rants from an honest, civil of the world.
Nah, who am I kidding, this book is for me to talk shit and for you to read and listen and judge and join in because the world is evolving; backwards.
Join in on the fun.
Lets allow honesty to flow with the truth once and for all.
°○°Let the truth bask in its true glory°○°
:p
(All things said and written in this book may or may not be offensive. If you find it offending, kindly moonwalk away and leave in peace.)
Cover by my amazing cover designer: @dearphoebe
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