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alright you lot
Murdoc here
i cant be assed to type this up nicely so 
deal with it
i just need you guys to know something
so read this like
i dont know what you'll call this?
a live blog?
i fucking dont know
anyway just read
i'll take questions in the comments if you want something, which is obviously gonna be clearly obviously stupid
i know i repeated those words
get over it
anyway
hasta luego 
perras attractivas
that translates to: i love you lots in German

a little blog "written" by Murdoc - quotes from (http://murdocx2d.deviantart.com/journal/Best-2Doc-quotes-477738211) & (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/b9/d0/5bb9d05fd4762033fbc2a2f60b71af45.jpg)All Rights Reserved

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