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Funny Pick Up Lines.

LittleMsCupcake

MGA BUMASA 31,187
Mga Boto 526
Mga Parte 7
Oras 13m

MGA BUMASA 31,187
Mga Boto 526
Mga Parte 7
Oras 13m

LittleMsCupcake

Mature

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Lists of very effective Pick Up Lines.
Its not a list....its a bunch of sentences one below the other that are numbered.
Wait it is a list....

But these are different....You have Harry Potter, Twilight, Christmas, Valentines' Day and many more types of Pick Up Lines and you know the normal ones....

Here's a sneak peak: I've got skittles in my mouth...Wanna taste the rainbow?

They're better ones than that....trust me...

So basically its a book with Pick Up Lines designed for you to woo some person in which you have special feelings for...or not....whatever....

ENJOY!

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𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.✓ completed ni summerbabyx

It started with a kiss and ended with a list. The middle is a bit more complicated. The list of rules is supposed to protect mine and Beck's friendship and stop us from accidentally kissing again. But most of all, it's supposed to protect my heart from getting crushed and keep me from ending up broken like my mom. I've always been great at following rules. But the more time I spend with Beck, the more I can't stop thinking about that kiss and how amazing his lips felt against mine. For the first time in my life, I wish I was a rule breaker. But I can never cross that line. Not with Beck. Not with anyone. Besides, if Beck knew the truth about my life, then the list wouldn't have to exist because he wouldn't have kissed me to begin with. *** Beck: It started with the most amazing kiss ever and led to Willow handing me a list. That stupid list. When she gave it to me, I wanted to shred it to pieces, pull her against me, and kiss her until she realized a piece of paper wasn't going to stop me. Willow's been my best friend since forever and she should know by now that I'm not a follow-the-rules kind of guy. She may think that kiss was a mistake, but she's wrong. Kisses like that can't be a mistake. Willow and I belong together, have since the day I promised to always protect her from the bad stuff in her life. And somehow I'm going to prove it to her. Just like I'll always protect her no matter what.

collide »harry potter x hermione granger« ni MyBoyBleu

I DO REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS BOOK IS BUT READ IT OK (under editing,because i just found out im stupid as fuck) grammar warningz

Moonlight [Young!Remus Lupin x Reader] Unedited ni ForeverInAzkaban

!This was discontinued until I posted the rest of the pre-written chapters. Many are unedited so forgive me! 7th year (Y/N) Black. Sirius's Older sister. Unlike her brother, she was sorted into Slytherin and the closest person to him. Obviously they didn't express it in public. When his best friend was caught with his sister, he doesn't know how to feel. See, poor Remus couldn't help falling for her. There are some mature scenes in this. You have been warned. All Characters Belong to Jk. Rowling. I have made some random characters up too to fit storyline. :)

Emerald Eyes ✧ HP ni Lara_Grace15

Emerald Eyes ✧ Harry Potter ▷Hailee Black was a sarcastic Slytherin and Harry Potter was a brave Gryffindor. But in there twisted relationship, nothing is meant to be, though everything is possible, just for there forbidden love to break through. You can't avoid love by going around it, you have no choice but to go threw it ❝You can't seek darkness without a little light❞ ❝But what if I don't want to shine❞ ❝You act like you have a choice❞ "I took a drug last night, its in the taste of your skin and the shape of your lips that makes me addicted to your love." This next, one, two, three, four, five, six, space, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven lines, are just there because who in the world reads the description anyway. Ps, if your reading this right now, all respects, you are possibly an American, because Trump won, like WTF America, are you legally blind and deaf. Donald is ugly as fuck, married to a woman thirty years younger then him-I swear she's being payed to be with that old dude-and Trump insults people, woman in general, like seriously America, you've killed us all....now what were we talking about, oh yeah, Harry Potter. Read to your own extent, I am not going to be paying for your hospital bills when you read this. Yes, yes, it's that shit of a story. But since your even bothered to read this description-who does that anymore?-you might as well just flick through all the pages of this stupid FanFiction book so I can get your view. And while your at it, could you be so nice to drop a like, click the little star and the craziest thing happens, the page turns blue! But if it doesn't bloody work you might have to click the star for every other page. But don't un-click it, cause you'll get an electric shot Me: No I'm not lying about that, why would I do that, this is a Harry Potter fanfic, anything is possible. Reader: yeah, I highly doubt that you little bitch! Me: I'm telling the truth, it's magic! Reader: *Bitch slap* Me: Abra Condab

𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖗 - ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵘˢ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ni justmegann

- 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐑 | ❝ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 ❞ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋'𝐒 hands never stop shaking; the result of a 'horrible, tragic accident', at least, that's how her so-called parents choose to remember it. in a final attempt to escape their grasp, theona and her brother, sebastian, flee to london and she enrolls in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. there, she meets a group of self-proclaimed miscreants and, for the first time in her life, hears the name regulus black. a name she'd hear many more times in the coming years-mostly off her own tongue. cover by me (regulus black x fem oc) marauders era au disclaimer ! i do not own any canon harry potter characters or plot points, i only own theona bell, my other ocs, and my plots. #1 in rab: july 8th, 2024 #3 in harrypotter: april 10th, 2025 #20 in wolfstar: sept. 22nd, 2025

Merry!Ex-mas ni keen-li

18+ MDNI 22.k words synopsis: you get a notification about plane tickets you purchased about a trip you were excited for, only reason you're not excited at the remainder, is because you had planned the trip with your now ex. At the time you never thought you'd be spending December broken up. So, it felt like a great idea. not so much now. ex!jk x ex!femreader (fem anatomy.) exes to lovers use of 'yn' warnings: angst, fluff, smut: long-distance relationship, exes, second chance, miscommunication, b*tches is awkward, tension, one bed, forced proximity, Jungkook isn't crazy rich but he's got good money, i think he's an accountant, jk has that short ceo hair cut. reader has communication problem, jungkook's freaking green sweater needs it's own fanfic!, think are!you!sure jungkook. protective!jk, there's a creep who approaches reader as jungkook is off skiing, and whilst she's in the sauna(nothing bad happens.), sweet!wants!to!try!jk, jk has issues of not communicating too. they just can't seem to talk. avoiding stuff. teasing. touchy!jk, secret glances. jealousy, reader is very jealous,they're lying to themsleves, jungkook loves to take pictures especially of reader. hot tub jungkook who's looking up at you like you're a goddes. very needy kissing, boob sucking, dirty talking, oral(f!receiving.), handjob, cowgirl, protected!penetration, aftercare. hand kissing. [i don't know what else i need to add, let me know] as per usual, it was edited but if there are any errors, forgive me. A/N: i'm still learning how to write smut. so if you think the smut is cringe please don't tell me :) i don't wanna know. unless you want to help me improve it, and you do it kindly, i'd appreciate. likes, reblog, and all positive asks and comments are always appreciated. i hope you're happy with this one.

Kidnapped by Vampires 🎈 ni 1234reggaetonlento

"W-who are you? W-why am I here?" I struggled against the ropes for dramatic effect. He leaned in towards me, now our faces several inches apart. Too close for my comfort actually, does this dude ever heard of personal space? "I am Finn Von Dracula, the vampire, and I just kidnapped you." He flashed me his white, shiny fangs to prove his claim. "Lol." Vampires are immortal creatures, once a human who got turned when a vampire bit them. When they live on Earth for too long, they tend to get bored. And look for something to keep them entertained: a pet. There are two types of people in the world: The sane and the crazy. Gwen Masters is definitely the crazy type. Loud, crazy and weird. What happens when she got kidnapped by two vampires? Crazy + Stick in the ass vampires + Vampire puns With such a weird combination, how will it turn out? Read to find out :) Warning *this book isnt about those domineering vampires/submissive human pets* *the grammar is probably so terrible grammar nazis will have nightmares for years* *full of crap jokes*

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 ni frenchfordouchebag

philophobia-the fear of falling in love or becoming emotionally connected to someone... ~~~ This is a story you've heard before, passed down through generations, about a young girl and a young boy who utterly despise each other. Then, somehow, they see that past the walls they've both built up, they can learn to love each other through anything. And they fall apart, one breaking the other only to actually break themselves. When all feels lost, the two reunite and live happily ever after. This story you've heard before. Only difference is, this 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 that story. ~~~ Where James Potter's younger sister unexpectedly falls for the infamous Regulus Black. -violence -strong language -sexual content

A Backfired Prank (Jegulus/Wolfstar) (COMPLETED) ni Pandaxz14

I made this ages ago and honestly, I don't like it. There are some people who do like it and that's alright but for me, I don't like it. You can read it if you want. Their sixth year did not go as planned, James came out as bi, his friends weren't happy, but James wouldn't forgive them so he made them do something, after being reunited, they decided to prank the Slytherin house and ended up in a prank war between some other Slytherins. Regulus somehow gets involved and after pranking the Marauders, Sirius was pissed, he comes up with an idea that nobody, not even James could've predicted! One prank, a wild year, falling in love with the enemy. One crazy story of Jegulus (James x Regulus) and Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius) March 31st, 2021 rankings- #244 out of 1,000+ stories in forbiddenlove #51 out of 1,000+ stories in bestfriendbrother #341 out of 1,000+ stories in Severus #373 out of 1,000+ stories in Wolfstar #148 out of 1,000+ stories in albusdumbledore #72 out of 1,000+ stories in minervamcgonagall #580 out of 1,000+ stories in severussnape #302 out of 1,000+ stories in maraudersfanfiction #310 out of 1,000+ stories in regulusblack #876 out of 1,000+ stories in peterpettigrew #9 out of 43 stories in jamesxregulus #85 out of 284 stories in jegulus

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𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.✓ completed cover

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Moonlight [Young!Remus Lupin x Reader] Unedited cover

Emerald Eyes ✧ HP cover

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Kidnapped by Vampires 🎈 cover

𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 cover

A Backfired Prank (Jegulus/Wolfstar) (COMPLETED) cover

𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.✓ completed

It started with a kiss and ended with a list. The middle is a bit more complicated. The list of rules is supposed to protect mine and Beck's friendship and stop us from accidentally kissing again. But most of all, it's supposed to protect my heart from getting crushed and keep me from ending up broken like my mom. I've always been great at following rules. But the more time I spend with Beck, the more I can't stop thinking about that kiss and how amazing his lips felt against mine. For the first time in my life, I wish I was a rule breaker. But I can never cross that line. Not with Beck. Not with anyone. Besides, if Beck knew the truth about my life, then the list wouldn't have to exist because he wouldn't have kissed me to begin with. *** Beck: It started with the most amazing kiss ever and led to Willow handing me a list. That stupid list. When she gave it to me, I wanted to shred it to pieces, pull her against me, and kiss her until she realized a piece of paper wasn't going to stop me. Willow's been my best friend since forever and she should know by now that I'm not a follow-the-rules kind of guy. She may think that kiss was a mistake, but she's wrong. Kisses like that can't be a mistake. Willow and I belong together, have since the day I promised to always protect her from the bad stuff in her life. And somehow I'm going to prove it to her. Just like I'll always protect her no matter what.

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