Funny Pick Up Lines.
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Lists of very effective Pick Up Lines.
Its not a list....its a bunch of sentences one below the other that are numbered.
Wait it is a list....
But these are different....You have Harry Potter, Twilight, Christmas, Valentines' Day and many more types of Pick Up Lines and you know the normal ones....
Here's a sneak peak: I've got skittles in my mouth...Wanna taste the rainbow?
They're better ones than that....trust me...
So basically its a book with Pick Up Lines designed for you to woo some person in which you have special feelings for...or not....whatever....
ENJOY!
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