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𝐳𝐞𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤! 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * "𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕." 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒚, 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔. "𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔𝒎, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚..." 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, "...𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅." * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐧𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. "𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?" "𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞--" 𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐀: 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄

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𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * 𝒐𝒉, (𝒚/𝒏)? 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕, 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏, 𝒕𝒐𝒐. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓. ...𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉. * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐲, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

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•°. *࿐ ❝𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬?❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 [𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏]

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𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * "𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚, 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝒛𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒆-𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏. 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔." * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 (𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬), 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐨𝐟 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬), 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

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❝𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞.❞ ↳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐘/𝐍 𝐘/𝐋/𝐍, 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 [𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 @-𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡].

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𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚞𝚙 𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚝 (Ranboo if you see this...No you didn't <3)

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𝐳𝐞𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤! 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * "𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕." 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒚, 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔. "𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔𝒎, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚..." 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, "...𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅." * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐧𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑

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