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The Art of Being a Vampire

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fantasy humor romance teenfiction werewolf

okay, first things first, I'm Elizabeth the first... kidding haha, no really I'm Elizabeth but Charleston is my last name. I grew up in the city of Vierra, where peopl- nope scratch that, vampires like me are considered to be royalty. They say that when you are born a vampire,  you are a blueblood, meaning your ancestors are the previous kings and queens etcetera, etcetera. Life is boring if you are one, well in my opinion to be exact. They will dress you, feed you, they will even brush your teeth as if you don't have hands! It felt like I was a prisoner in my own home doing useless things and with an arranged marriage coming on my way i just couldn't handle it. That's why i ran away, well sort of, i disguised myself as a human boy just outside the city, but i never thought that this little shenanigan i pulled off will soon become my worst nightmare.


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by the way, i came up with this story on my own crazy little mind, I never intended to copy or steal another authors story. so I'm sorry if ever this story has the same plot with another author.Like seriously, i know that plagiarism is bad and all that and I deeply respect people who writes there own stuff so..... oh, I also hope that you like this story, I'm just starting so please forgive me if ever there are so many correction and errors in my writing :)
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