All I wanted was a glass of water

Always wanted to hear a story where the main hero's sole motivation was to parch his thirst?
Well, now you can.

Read this story to find out why the description hardly has any story points. Was the author just too lazy? Or does he have a severe case of Shyamalan?

All I can say is, the author has taken a vow to piss off as many people as possible with this story. If you're an adventure/fantasy book lover, then you better carry your pitchfork...