The Missing Pages of Z

Descriptions are arbitrary. Instead to convince you of the grand impact this book will have on your life, here is a list of quotes from the readers.

"If I had to describe this book, I would describe it as indescribable."
-Perd Hapley

"If you enjoyed City of Stupid, then this is the book for you."
-Oprah

"I bet this book is great lol. But I don't read lol. Like, that's so last year omg. This book is totally lolworthy."
- Izzy Lytewode

"I wish there were a book from the point of view of my brother, Zeb, but this will have to do."
- Classy Von Wealthy

"I can't decide if it has been done a thousand times before or if it has never been done before."
-The indecisive hobo in front of Wal-Mart

"THIS BOOK IS RAW! RAW! IT'S GARBAGE!"
-Chef Ramsay

"It's time to investigate how this book got to be so good."
- Burt Macklin, FBI

"*excited table noises*"
- Buford the Table

"This book is not a brick?"
- Jason Grace